I can kill spiders and build Ikea furniture. I can sometimes kill spiders WITH Ikea furniture but I cannot build Ikea furniture with spiders (they tend to be impatient and sloppy. Related: please do not message me if you are a spider).
TV: Parks and Rec (I strongly identify with Ben Wyatt/Adam Scott), Mad Men, OITNB, Broad City, Game of Thrones, Transparent
Music: St. Vincent, Carly Rae Jepsen, Chet Baker, Punch Brothers, Twin Shadow, Japandroids, Sleater-Kinney. Mostly 80s synthpop and bleak singer/songwriter dirges.
Books: The Phantom Tollbooth sums up just about everything there is to say about life. Never Let Me Go, Crying of Lot 49, Fun Home. Books are really cool in general.
Podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang, Stuff You Should Know, How Was Your Week
-A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time
-The fam and frands