64 Dallastown, United States
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My self-summary
I find serenity and joy in the simple things like seeing geese flying in formation, or watching a doe with her babies grazing in a field. I enjoy visiting my grandchildren and sharing time with my friends. Is there anything better than being a grandparent?

My hobbies include trumpet, guitar, and military history. I have a sick, warped, demented, and silly sense of humor. I believe that truth in all things can be found in Heavy Metal, Firesign Theater, and Monty Python.

I've come down from the sky to cry you a song on this new day yesterday. I standup for the benefit to the heavy horses while minstrels in the gallery sing songs from the woods. I feel thick as a brick as I don my aqualung and lift my broadsword. I may too old to rock and roll, but I am too young to die. I wish you cheerio and remind you that life is a long song!

I am looking for someone who is easy on the eyes, mind, heart, and escape the darkness and bask in smell the passion and taste the ecstasy...and the tenderness, there must the tenderness... I am looking for someone I would find attractive and fun loving. Someone not afraid to show their feelings.

I enjoy giving simple surprises. A hidden greeting card here and there, or flowers for no reason at all. Simple surprise gifts are also a possibility. So, do you enjoy being spoiled and pampered while being respected and cherished?

If you take yourself seriously, are up-tight, self-centered, and lack a sense of humor....fuggedaboutit...LOL

Oh yeah, smoke haters this way to the great Egress ---->>>

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead...only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Rule #62 ;-)
I’m really good at
Cherishing, spoiling, pampering, and listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ich bin sehr komisch und ich habe keine Zähne
The six things I could never do without
sechs Dinge, die, denen ich nicht leben kann
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Je ne sais pas
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with kindred spirits
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ich kann nicht solche Dinge in der Öffentlichkeit preiszugeben.