32Clarksville, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
I am currently crafting/ painting my ass off. I am working with my MoMar (step-mom, technically) to get a home business off the ground. I never really leave home, unless it is to deliver something, run errands, or go to the library. And that is where you come in... :)
I’m really good at
Being blunt. Making people laugh, although I don't ever really try. Making apple pie (my favorite). Screaming like a girl. Not moving. Packing. Seriously, you would not believe how much stuff I can cram into a box, suitcase, or trunk. Lifting it once it is packed is a different story. :/
The first things people usually notice about me
That would be my raging sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fairy tales (lots of them had killing), Mysteries, random Numerology stuff (currently, for whatever reason), Past-life regression type books, Kid's books (good pictures, no big words, happy endings, yay!!!), Game of Thrones, LotR, Jim Butcher, Art books.

Movies: LotR, The Hobbit, Star Wars, anything Mel Brooks, movies by Hayao Miyazaki, action movies, thrillers, anything Hitchcock, Zombieland, Easy A, horror movies, comedies, sci-fi. More than I can think of right now.

Shows: I don't really watch TV right now. I do watch shows online. I like American Dad, Futurama, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, home makeover crap, Moral Orel, Firefly, Sci-Fi stuff.

Music: Oldies. That is about it. I HATE Country. The new music I do listen to was recommended to me by friends and family. I also like Classical music. Rap sucks and I loathe that angry screaming music. I like Gregorian chant. Google it if you have to. Good stuff.

Food: Italian, Mexican, American (ha-ha), Chinese, other? I'll try just about anything once. However, I don't like sushi or any seafood really. I have a terrible sweet tooth. You can see the effects of that in my picture(s). :/
Six things I could never do without
This question sucks... So here are the 6 things I could never do without, as well as the 6 things I never want/ don't like. In no particular order. Genocide, chocolate, God, haggis, a flat tire, cancer, family and friends, the Internet, my cat, computer viruses, quoting various TV shows and movies, and running with scissors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Going back in time. How the hell life turned out like this (so far). Work. Chocolate. Moving to Italy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting in front of my computer playing a game or MMORPG, looking at stuff I can't afford, watching YouTube, or looking for property in Italy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When people say, "We've all been there.", they're wrong. I really haven't been there. I have no idea what you are talking about or what is going on!
You should message me if
Your cat gives you judgmental looks, too. Or if you want to hear about the time I glued my tongue to my teeth. :/
The two of us