35Climax, United States
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My self-summary
I need music like I need oxygen. I write a good bit. I love my kid. My best friends are my dog and cat. I've accepted that I will be a cat lady when I'm older even if they eat my face off before someone finds my body. I just can't see myself being able to stand the company of other people by the time I'm old and crotchety.

I'm not looking for much here besides the interaction. I don't believe in relationships of the traditional variety, and it seems the vast majority of the male population wishes to domesticate me or screw me. One extreme or the other with nothing in the gray area. It's frustrating.

I have a soft-spot for 80s movies. I have a political crush on Gary Johnson. I have very strong beliefs about a good number of issues which are extremely important to me. I stay busy and detest when people take that personally. I work, go to school, have a kid, dogs, cats, ducks, a house, land, a vegetable garden...I write and I craft things. I don't have a lot of time to spend on small talk.

I also have 15 tattoos and counting. Yes, they hurt. I haven't picked out a single one because it looked "cool." My life experiences and my self perceptions are blogged on my skin.

I would feel a lot better about this site if "has beard" was one of the search criteria.

I have a personal blog that I'm fine with sharing if you have the time to read it. I update at least once a week. No, it's not a mommy blog. You can find it by searching climaxedtheblog on google if you're interested. It's mostly short fiction and opinion pieces.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I've taken some time away from the working world to focus on homeschooling my son and finishing my first novel. I am also pursuing my masters in counseling. I aim to work with offenders aiding in rehabilitation for those who can be helped. Truthfully, I would like to one day own a bar open on the weekends and spend my weekdays writing, but that doesn't seem the most responsible of dreams. So. Prisoners. Yeah.

I blog. A lot. And, I always have some sort of project going on whether it's crafting things here for my house or for sale or some sort of social project like the zombie pin-up calendar I've done in the past.
I’m really good at
Writing, mocking american culture, cooking, making duct tape wallets, singing in the shower, playing mario, and other things which you should dare to figure out
The first things people usually notice about me
My boobs, tattoos, hair, lips, stunning wit. In that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: the white tiger by aravind adiga, invisible monsters by chuck palahniuk, anything by chuck klosterman. I like stephen king and anything psychology based. David Thorne's books are also pretty awesome even though they're mostly just the content you can find on his site.

Television: it's always sunny in philadelphia, flight of the concords, arrested development, american pickers, orange is the new black, longmire

Movies: the big lebowski, no country for old men, dazed and confused, fear and loathing, pulp fiction, weird science, ferris bueller, slc punk, pan's labyrinth, scooby doo meets the boo brothers... I love Coen brothers films, Guy Ritchie (but not Sherlock), Wes Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, most Quentin Tarantino movies, and old Tim Burton films.

Music: top 5 of right now--truckfighters, the black keys, orange goblin, red fang, graveyard. Top 5 all time: the allman bros, baroness (up until yellow and green at least), stp, zeppelin, the black keys. I recently discovered The Blackwater Fever and have really been digging them.

I also dig black joe lewis & the honeybears, sharon jones & the dap kings, whitey morgan & the 78s, the kills, the dead weather, stone rider, kyuss, black rainbows, royal thunder, bongzilla, weedeater, torche, kylesa, eyehategod, hank williams, sr., derek & the dominos, the stones, the brought low, the sword, janis, jimi, charles bradley, alabama thunderpussy (only the johnny throckmorton years), dixie witch, five horse johnson, sleep, and a whole lot more. This is why I say music is as necessary to my existence as oxygen. I'm simply not one of those people who can ever seriously say I like all kinds of music and leave it at that.

foods: im addicted to candy. But I also love all kinds of fruit, sushi, seafood period really
Six things I could never do without
A mode of self expression, music I enjoy, daydreams, sex, makeup, laughter--my own and enjoying others'
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I'm in love with Rob Gordon from High Fidelity. women actually respond to the bullshit messages "men" send about anonymous sex and jizzing on things?
On a typical Friday night I am
at the house researching for school papers and spending time with the kiddo...often watching cartoons and nature documentaries. If not, I may have friends over or go out to dinner. Im not a club kind of girl. If I go out at all, you might find me in a bar getting trampled while trying to hear a band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot escape the comfort provided by the cartoons of my youth.
You should message me if
You know the difference between "your" and "you're." You can discuss deeper subjects than the weather or what I did today. You don't expect anything to come of this because I am not "the one." "The one" is a fallacy. And, you should probably be able to deal with my smartass sense of humor, bluntness, and assertiveness. If you're of the women-should-be-delicate-flowers mentality, I'm going to be a huge disappointment (as you will be for me).
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