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My self-summary
-Pocket sized and sassy
-I'm an artist which means I, too, can excel at odd jobs and the service industry
-Grew up in O-HI-O
-My room is scattered with bookmarked "Time Out"s and prismacolors.
What I’m doing with my life
- I make couture gowns during the week and shenanigans on the weekend
- Getting creepnasty in the city. My name means to creep-which is really a joke between me and my friends. But as it turns out, I spelled it wrong. Jokes on....crap, me now.
- Riding quarter ponies (and rockets and ducks and bears....quarter anything really) in front of bodegas. And the amazing quarter Tom and Jerry at Coney Island when the ticket lady isn't looking.
I’m really good at
Drawing, dry humour, swearing/vulgarity, winging it and what nots.

I know I'm good at laughing and hopefully making people inappropriate times...loudly...I entertain me atleast. It's funny if you get the hearty and/or witch cackle followed by a whoowhoooo-I just Winnie the poohed myself

I am not really good at driving or swimming, so transportation options are limited.
The first things people usually notice about me
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face......

They look over my head. I'm only a 5 foot nugget.

Recently a drunk man told me I looked like Garth Algar. I assume it's because I have long blonde hair and glasses. But I was wearing a Chicago Blackhawks jersey and Aerosmith does miraculously play when I enter a room. Party on Wayne.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite movie of all time has to be Labyrinth. Who doesn't like seeing David Bowie as the Goblin King?

I cried when I saw Mufasa die back in '94 and again when Lion King was rereleased in 11. I reenacted it in 12. That's a whole nother story.....
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest is also a goodie. I'd place this in my favorite books as I've read it, but I have a big crush on the young Jack Nicholson. The Shining makes it too. Silence of the lambs...
.....Welcome to the Dollhouse, Adventures in Babysitting, Teen Wolf, Pee Wee's Big Advetnure, Dazed and Confused, What About Bob, I have an 80s/early 90s problem.

I picked up "Why is Daddy in a Dress? A collection of awkward questions presented by baby animals."

all over the map -Indy to 80s artists (just saw Guns n Roses-holy shitballs that was awesome) range from Ween, the Black Keys, Passion Pit, Of Monsters and Men, Hanson, Ryan Adams, Al Green, Otis Redding, 80s hair bands, Fleetwood Mac, Hall and Oates, and Heart and so this list goes on....and Under the Sea at karaoke.

Walking Dead marathon! Breaking Bad, SNL, True Blood, Chelsea Lately, Jeopardy (see most private thing I'm will to admit) Family Guy, Lost (RIP), 30 Rock, Vampire Diaries (yeah, I am an adult) and getting sucked into the Travel Channel and Food Network. Anothony Bordain continually reminds me of all the places I want to explore. I miss MXC (Nice try, Wipe Out, but no cigar), have to relive some Spike and Adult Swim moments from the college days.

Skip to this line: 80/90s references
The six things I could never do without
-My family (I'm one of 5 girls, but I can't have them take spots 1-4, so they count as one collective item)
- iPhone
- Metrocard...but if I can walk I will. Better way to get to know the city.
-Food trucks and the wonderful treats and caffeinated beverages they dispense
-An extensive shoe collection. My achilles heel to cover my achilles heels. See what I did there?
-Chuck Testa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I take my glasses off before going to bed? Yes, now where are they?

Work-I am a New Yorker... Play-I am a New Yorker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Isn't typical for Tuesdays?I go to bars, hit up pop-up shops, concerts, and can enjoy a pizza lounging at home with movies and markers. Its all fair game in good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once told Alex Trebek his mother was a whore. He didn't get it, and he didn't like it. Truth.
You should message me if
You, too, had a Whitney Houston Karaoke Tribute Party and never felt such a sense of comradery in the bar.

You have some creative outlet-music, theatre, art, fashion....something beyond those ones and zeros.

You find hilarity in mini Jonathan Brandis. Facebook him. Do it.