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My self-summary

For those who weren't arsed to look at my relationship status: I am with someone who is absolutely amazing and I will be spending the rest of my days with (proof that OKC can and does work--it's here that I met my love. <3 ). So if you're sniffing for anything beyond friendship, move along like a ship in the night, and best of luck to you.
To any ladies interested in men who live in the Killeen area checking out my little profile: you should check out my friend Minyun's profile; eh's a real cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
Seriously, though, you should check him out; he's an awesome guy to hang out with. And I don't just say that because he's been one of my closest friends for over thirteen years--we've been friends that long because he's fucking awesome!!!

If people who say words like "fuck" a lot bother or offend you...we're not going to get along. I have the mouth of a well-educated sailor and while I'm perfectly capable of censoring myself, unless I'm around kids or am otherwise in a situation where it would REALLY not be wise to show off the sailor side of my had better fucking believe I'm not going to fucking censor myself. (See?)

One more thing: I have nothing against polyamory...if that's your thing, more power to you! But please respect the fact that it's not my thing.

I am odd, nerdy, and open-minded
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off. Trying to summon the energy and creative forces to finish some of my writing projects. Giving the middle finger to writers' block and my alarm clock on a very regular basis.
I’m really good at
I really don't consider myself good at that many things. I am one hell of a cook, and I take a lot of pride in what I cook up for what few times I actually get to have people over for dinner. I've been told I'm good at writing, drawing, painting, and photography--provided that it's with a digital camera so I can actually see what I'm shooting. Of course, I know I'm not so great at drawing and painting, but at least what I do looks like a seven-year-old did it as opposed to someone's five-year-old. [/bad joke]
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair; it does whatever the fuck it wants (attempts to tame it be damned). The fact that I'm extremely shy and don't generally talk much. If I connect well with someone I do generally get a bit more talkative but I am generally not loquacious by any means.
Oh yes, and I'm barely darker than a sheet of printer paper; to say I burn easily is a severe understatement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an absolute bibliophile. Although it should be noted that I think romance novels should only be used as toilet paper. No bodice-rippers for me. More specifically, I LOVE Stephen King's Dark Tower series (although the end of the series was pure-d what-the-fuck-worthy), Dean Koontz's Odd Thomas series, the Harry Potter series, Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series (3001: The Final Odyssey was just beyond awesome), the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (to name just a few...LOL), as well as classics such as I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, 1984, anything by Edgar Allan Poe, and The Dharma Bums.
With that said, I don't do chick flicks either...and I refuse to watch any of the Twilight movies. I would rather die than watch that shitty waste of film and people's time. *bleh* The only chick-flick I've ever viewed that was actually worth seeing was The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood--and I know quite a few guys who liked that movie, too, so I don't feel too bad. I love stand-up comedy (the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Rodney Carrington, Jeff Dunham, George Carlin (RIP), Tim Lee (look him up on YouTube sometime; he's nerdy and funny at the same time; WIN!!!) and The Axis of Evil comedy tour), but I'm not fond of most of what passes for comedy on the silver screen nowadays--yeah, I say fuck a LOT, but Jesus tap-dancing Christ, either use it right, or don't fucking use it. An excellent example of spammed profanity done perfectly is The Big Lebowski--The Dude abides, man. I love Monty Python movies, quite a few classic movies from the '50s, '60s, and '80s as well as psychological thrillers, and can even occasionally stomach a GOOD horror movie. It almost goes without saying (since I love Monty Python) that I appreciate satiric comedy such as Dogma. Mainly, though, I like suspense thrillers such as Breach. 300 and Zombieland also awesome--I can take gore if it's done well. XD Also, Star Trek and Doctor Who FTW.
I absolutely love The Beatles,George Strait, Interpol, Bloodhound Gang and GreenDay--mostly their older stuff, although I don't mind most of the newer stuff (to name a very few), I've recently stumbled across Joy Division, and I also like System of a Down, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, Gnarls Barkley, Muse, Radiohead and The Killers, to name a (very) few. I might mention that I'm an audiophile as long as the music is good, I'm happy.
In general, I love my rock music, but I also enjoy international music, some classical, some country and even a little bit of rap--not much, but a little, although I'll pretty much listen to anything. There's some bands I hate, but not one particular musical genre...unless you count whatever 'genre' that damn 'elevator muzak' falls under...*ugh* blasphemy to music in general :P

My favorite cuisines are Mexican (as in real Mexican food, not Anglo-fied "Tex-Mex") and Italian, and I LOVE to cook and bake.
Six things I could never do without

1. My wife (note to pervs: no, you can't watch us make out. Go to RedTube for that shit)
2. my friends/family (basically one and the same)
3. Internet access
4. music
5. books
6. writing

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think too much O.o No really, I think entirely too much. It gets me into trouble, sometimes...:P
Also, even though quantum mechanics goes right over my head, Schrodinger's cat has been haunting me since elementary school. No bullshit there, people, this is pure truth. (Eyewitness Books: Space and Time--look it up sometime.) I will not be able to truly rest until I know whether that cat lives or dies.
The meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my love watching Doctor Who, Torchwood, or Archer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not on here much anymore these days. Not much point, honestly. After all, anyone who keeps searching after finding perfection is a fucking fool.
I'm an ordained Dudeist priest. Seriously.
You should message me if

Like I mentioned earlier, I don't pop on here very often anymore--maybe once a month if even that to scan messages and back off elsewhere on the Interbuttz I go. So don't take it personally if you don't get a reply right away...of course, if I get the feeling you're trying for a hookup I will not be replying at all. Also, keep in mind that most browsers have a spell-check option for text fields...please use it. (General life advice tip, there.)
Be forewarned...if you send me any...let's say "overly friendly" messages right off of the bat, I won't be responding (and you will almost definitely get blocked) kindly don't waste your time and mine if you're just going to be a pervert from the get-go.

The two of us