-- Me, just now
I have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees my hands for manipulating objects, has allowed me to make great use of tools. That's Wikipedia's definition of a human, and it describes me perfectly.
I have a cat - simultaneously strong and obese. Just a fat, strong shithead of a cat. He's great though.
I like cooking, but that doesn't mean I'm good at it. Don't get excited.
I'm in Brooklyn's worst rap group: The Happy Rappies.
Getting really annoyed at just how often people put "Livin'! Lol!" here.
Being coerced and manipulated, looking at things and listening to sounds, driving (though I don't own a car).
Mario Kart, I guess? And it turns out I'm great at the SNES Legend of Zelda. So, consider that.
Then probably my face, followed by my voice, then maybe my ears? Just various features ranging from obvious to less obvious.
I also really like terrible movies - Lethal Ninja/For Hire, City Dragon, The Room, and so on.
I don't know... what do people think about? What an insane question. I guess programming, since that's my job and I spend ten hours a day there. Listen, back off. I'm still reeling from that "favorites" section. It seems like all I have are favorites, and nothing to say about myself that isn't defined by things that I like.
As it turns out, this is a ghost profile!
Also, this message is coming from INSIDE THE INTERNET!