jerski350
38 Santa Ana, United States
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My self-summary
OK, I think I've seen enough profiles on OKCupid to know what women are looking for. To that end, behold the following sentences (asterisks for emphasis):

- My friends have made up *their* minds.
- *They're* going on vacation to Mexico.
- I know that they will have lots of fun *there*

Bonus round:
- Eating *two* burritos was *too* much food *to* handle.

Now I'm just showing off:
- *We're* lucky to live in a place *where* you can *wear* whatever kind of clothes you like.
I’m really good at
Trivia (like, really, really good), slap shots, thinking before I speak (probably too good), guitar solos... I dunno, that's all I can think of right now
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically? Probably my eyes. Other than that they probably notice my droll, deadpan sarcasm... or that I'm not talking in general. I tend to be pretty introverted with new people and they often incorrectly assume that I'm aloof or disinterested.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My answer is Game of Thrones for all of the above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why zombies are so hot right now. They're like the new vampires.

How to work less without significantly lowering my standard of living.

Should I lie about my height on this site? I didn't, but since every other guy does I feel like I lose my natural advantage
On a typical Friday night I am
Creeping all over your OKCupid profile... Playing pick-up hockey... Sleeping... Forcing myself to be social... something along those lines.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play bass in a family band with my cousins and uncle. We pretty much only play CCR at this point but our audience, made up exclusively of family members, think we're awesome.
You should message me if
you think I'm moderately interesting.
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