jess0319
29 Martinez, United States
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My self-summary
First off, I'm not interested in guys with kids. I tried it, can't do it. Sorry! Also, if I "like" or "choose" you, feel free to say hi! I'd love to hear from you (that is, unless you're a dad)! =D

I like to think that I'm a pretty cool girl, at least that's what my mom tells me! I'm quirky, have a sarcastic sense of humor and laughing is extremely important to me - if you're someone who doesn't enjoy it, not interested! I enjoy being around witty people who can appreciate all sorts of humor.

I'm a huge Giants fan and being at AT&T park is one of my favorite places in the world to be! I'd love to find someone who shares this interest, but even if you don't, I'll still drag you to games anyway and you'd better enjoy yourself dammit.

I'm looking for someone to become friends with first, with the possibility of a long term relationship. I'm definitely not trying to rush anything, but I really do want to find that special someone to share my life with.

If you don't want to date me, that's fine, I get that... but you're wrong and I hate you.
I’m really good at
Wiping the toilet seat - both before and after. In public especially, sitting on someone else's fluids make me feel violated and shudder.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I lied about how tall I am. I put 5'1", but I'm actually 5'0.5", and that I'm really easy to talk to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top faves in each category at this moment in time:

Book: A Clockwork Orange
Movie: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Show: FaceOff
Band: Muse
Food: Pizzzaaaaaaaa
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I'm the only person in the world of online dating who doesn't like hiking... I'm more of an indoorsy person.

I have a weakness for guys with nicely kept beards.

I absolutely loathe Transitions lenses and romantic comedies.

I still play Candy Crush.
You should message me if
...you know what you want in life and are ready for a real relationship.

Ultimately, I want to find that guy (preferably white!) that gives me butterflies when I get a call from him, and feels the same way about me. Nothing is more important to me than having mutual chemistry when everything feels right.

I want a real gentleman who's chivalrous, honest, and respectful. If you're going to inquire about my boobs, butt, or try to initiate sexual talk during our first conversation, I'm automatically done with you. I want a guy with a good head on his shoulders, who knows what's socially acceptable, and that I could bring home to meet my family.

I also don't speak Ebonics, so I discourage you from writing me if that's your main form of speaking. In other words: No ghetto people please! You scare me! =D
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