29Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Hey kids. I'm Jessica. Welcome to the party.

I'm "selectively extroverted," but mostly an introvert (so that party I just welcomed you to--it's probably gonna be over by 9pm.) I'm very happy and personable, but sometimes being around people can be exhausting, ya know?

I can be nerdy, as in I get overly and unapologetically excited over things I like, and I'm looking for a guy who either A.) thinks this is really cute, or B.) geeks out over stuff with me. Preferably the latter.

I believe and actively fight for equal rights for all. I think I could probably die happy of I owned a chinchilla. I have a super-sensitive sense of smell. I knocked a friend's tooth out while fighting for shotgun once. I cannot handle arrogance or narcissism in any respect, including taking tons of selfies in the mirror (please stop, it's annoying). I have an over-developed sense of empathy. I'm a feminist, and if you think that means that I burn bras or hate all men, please educate yourself before you speak to me. I hold intelligence and sincere kindness in highest regard. I want to fall in love and I'm not ashamed to say it.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as a dispatch assistant for a transportation company and it's actually pretty fun talking to truckers all day long. I live with my best friend and our feline friends and our life is super fun. I've also just applied to the Peace Corps, so fingers crossed!
I’m really good at
Finishing books too fast. Quoting movies. Playing with children. Ingesting caffeine in large amounts. Making cereal. Memorizing unimportant shit and beating you at Jeopardy. Making up creative swear words. Getting lost in the depths of the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told that I give off the first impression of being friendly, so there's that. Physically though, I'd like say people notice my eyes....but if we're being honest, it's probably my boobs. Siiiiiigh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I devour books. Harry Potter, Chuck Palanhuik, Neil Gaiman, Jodi Picoult, A Song of Ice and Fire, classics, modern fiction, non-fiction, fantasy...everything and anything I can get my hands on really. I spend more money on books than I do on food.

Movies and TV shows: Gone with the Wind, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Boondock Saints, The Godfather, superhero movies, horrible/awesome Jack Black movies, Disney everything, all movie musicals because I am a DORK, weird-ass period dramas, BASEketball, Harry Potter (obviously), Glee, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, GAME OF THRONES, True Detective, Mel Brooks everything, Downton Abbey, South Park (Matt Stone and Trey Parker are my favorite humans), Family Guy, and many more.

My itunes library ranges from Queen to Metallica to the Cinderella soundtrack to Mumford and Sons....and the Beatles. So much Beatles. Mostly I like pop music, which is apparently a grave sin that I'm not gonna apologize for. I'm an equal opportunity music lover.
Six things I could never do without
1. A shelf of books
2. Music
3. A box of cheez-its
4. Chapstick
5. Flip flops
6. White out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
As cliche as it sounds, I think a lot about justice issues. I have a degree in Social Work and I feel like I discover new things every single day that are super fucked up that I've never noticed before because I am white and privileged.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home venting to my roommate about work, or wherever else the wind takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in a sorority, so I sometimes slip into sorority-speak. I am fluent in abbrevs.

Also, I'm very, very afraid of things that can fly and get stuck in my hair.
You should message me if
If you are actually nice and interested in more than just sex. Don't get me wrong, sex is awesome and all but it's not what I'm looking for on here. I want something with substance.

Also, please don't contact me if you're a mean person under the guise of being "unfiltered" or "honest." Mean is mean. Be considerate of people.

Or if you have a hilariously bad joke you think I've never heard. Those are my favorite.
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