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My self-summary
I hate describing myself because I feel like who I am can't be put into words and most people are not even gonna bother to read this, but here it goes:

-I graduated from Stony Brook University in 2010 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Psychology and right now i just enjoy looking at it on my wall..

-I really don't like being called "cute" because I just feel like cute is a word used to describe little kids and people who are just ehhh or okay looking, basically anyone who's not vomit inducing

-I have an extreme fascination and obsession with the illuminati. it could quite possibly be considered an unhealthy obsession. if you don't know what the illuminati is, look it up, because it's my absolute favorite thing to talk about along with other conspiracy theories

-I have a really awesome memory like almost photographic. It's scary, really. Unfortunately my sense of direction is so horrible that even my crazy good memory can't help me.
-I hate driving. It makes me extremely anxious and I'm terrible at directions and usually get lost and almost die

-basically, overall, I have high standards and high expectations but if you think you can catch my attention and if you read this whole thing you should definitely message me because that means you actually care and so you're probably really awesome =]

- do not message me for threesomes unless your boyfriend looks like Channing Tatum
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. Right now I work at Macy's in the jewelry department and I love my job but the pay is shit -___-

I'm going back to school to take the last few classes I'm missing and then I'm gonna apply to nursing school even though I'd much rather be a doctor
I’m really good at
making my okcupid profile ridiculously long and obnoxious
spending money I don't have
making people laugh
making sandwiches
giving mini heart attacks to anyone who gets in the car with me
designing tattoos
convincing people that the illuminati is real
being full of useless information

Oh and the most interesting and surprising thing I'm really good at is..
wait for it...
Believe it or not it's a hidden talent of mine.
I can rap really fast (especially considering I'm a white girl haha)
so I have a youtube channel with a bunch of videos i made of my covers of some of the fastest raps by busta rhymes, twista, eminem, etc. and I also just started writing my own raps =]
check out my youtube channel if you want.
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile, my one dimple, my hair or unfortunately my huge boobs and great ass haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book of all time is The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I am a Harry Potter nerd too.
I also love the catcher in the rye, running with scissors, magical thinking, dry, the pretty little liars series and lots of other random stuff

I love movies, and i can't really pick one favorite. I like comedies mostly.

As far as music goes I listen to pretty much anything but Lady Gaga owns my soul <3

Favorite TV shows: Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Pretty Little Liars, American Horror Story, House, Modern Family, Weeds, Glee, That 70's Show, King of Queens, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, Family Guy, etc.
Six things I could never do without
my iphone, music, my friends, money, makeup and my laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future
Channing Tatum
how to become rich and/or famous
lyrics to write for my songs/raps
conspiracy theories
the illuminati
how to join the illuminati
hidden meanings in songs/movies
how to get mila kunis to marry me
On a typical Friday night I am
out with my friends or at home just relaxing and watching movies/tv if i'm in one of those moods
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
hmmm. not a fan of this question, really. Talk to me and maybe you'll find out =P
You should message me if
-you're sexy
-you're not a creep/serial killer/rapist/stalker/stage 5 clinger/etc
-you're confident, funny, fun, interesting and you think you and I would get along
-if you're looking for friends or a good time
- definitely message me if you are capable of carrying an actual intelligent conversation and have more than half a brain.
intelligence is a must. i really can't tolerate stupid people.

want to know more? just ask =]
i don't bite..only sometimes ;)
The two of us