Talking six year olds down from existential crises.
Making deviled eggs (most recent: french toast deviled eggs)
Also I make really good chip dip.
I also REALLY like using caps. Clearly unrelated.
Movies: Anything by Tati, My Winnipeg, Encounters at the End of the World, In the Mood for Love, In the City of Sylvia, My Dear Enemy, Children of Men, Shoot 'Em Up, The Host, Hocus Pocus, The Burbs, Clueless, Newsies. I could write a thesis about that scene at the end of the new Ghostbusters where the crowd throws Kevin back his sandwich. IT'S ABOUT WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE. /thesis
Music: Right now, Carly Rae Jepsen's b-sides on repeat and a lot of mid-2000s hip-hop
TV: Current obsession is what my friends and I term "Gentle British Mysteries." Think: Rosemary and Thyme, Midsomer Murders, Miss Marple mysteries. Also Full Frontal
Food: I just like good food. Practically, I have no allergies and eat for convenience more than I'd like, and I love cooking and grocery shopping and food is just great. Madison Market for life.
Fuck olives, shellfish, sour beer, and goat cheese, keep that shit away from me, I've tried them and they are all out to get me. Everything else is cool though.
Could I get away with stealing this cat?
If I farted in this loud bar right now would anyone notice?
Labor ethics in the non-profit sector.
Cover letters. OH GOD cover letters.
I never learned how to ride a bike or swim.
I hope to someday be that lady who carries a small dog around in her purse*. Maybe feed it table scraps at restaurants, I don't know. I guess how extreme that gets depends on how well this online dating thing goes.
*and/or a cat on a leash
Do you read lady authors? That's a plus. Black Lives Matter? Plus. Voting for Hillary? Plus. Don't work in tech? Plus (it won't rule you out but based on my past interactions i seriously doubt we'll have much in common). Holy shit do you work in the nonprofit sector? GET AT ME BRO