39Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not looking for anything very serious to start but if I find someone that I feel has the potential for a long term situation that could change. I work a lot (and they are evening hours) so I don't have a ton of time to get together during the week. But weekends are usually free!

I'm very interested in non-monogamous relationships and other open relationship dynamics.

I am in desperate need of a travel buddy! Maybe Belize next?

A sense of humor is one of my favorite characteristics. Finding someone who has a clever comeback to my inane witticisms would be ideal. I'm pretty amazed at how hard it is to think of something funny to say to end this paragraph...

I like to go hiking and camping and I'm always looking for new activities to do outdoors. I just need someone to do them with!

I don't mind staying in, either. Cooking a unique meal and watching a movie sounds like a great way to spend the evening, don't ya think?
What I’m doing with my life
Sciencing all over the place. Drumming and guitaring all over my basement. Traveling this way and that...I'm writing this from Kaua'i :)
I’m really good at
Getting into unbelievably romantic situations, unfortunately by myself.

Making people laugh. With me, not at me.

Supervising analysts that quantify the amount of active pharmaceutical ingredients in acne creams while adhering to cGMPs.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my lack of a recent haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tom Robbins
Movies: Usually comedies, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, The Evil Dead (II is clearly the best of them and I have not seen the reboot. Why do that when the original was perfect?)
Shows: Futurama, 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, Documentaries, I have seen every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Dexter, It's Always Sunny, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!
Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Smashing Pumpkins, Morphine, Beck. I actually don't listen to a lot of music despite being a musician myself.
Food: Unique new recipes made with someone, whether it turns out good, or not (it usually does, though)
Six things I could never do without
Chocolate and Peanut Butter (That's one thing)
The weekend
Common Sense (Not so common, is it?)
People that laugh at my lame jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I have 74 'likes' on OkCupid but I haven't gotten a message in years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working until 9 or 10:00 and then making a late dinner while shutting off my brain for the next 48-60 hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't make my bed. Seems kinda like taking off your shoes and then tying the laces, doesn't it? (Apparently, I stole that from Jim Gaffigan although I thought I had come up with it myself until I watched his stand up again.)
You should message me if
You like to spend time outdoors or traveling and might enjoy hanging out with a hilarious guy. I'd love to meet someone to do fun house projects with, so if you are good at decorating or handy work, drop me a line! Or if you just want to enjoy the hot tub with me, that's cool :-)
The two of us