I don't like small private gatherings or large parties because I don't really like being around people at all. I only enjoy talking about myself and will at all times try to make the subject of any conversation about myself rather than about you.
I have poor manners and I am extremely awkward in any type of social setting whenever I do venture out into public. An evening with me would most likely be filled with long uncomfortable pauses after I say or do something strange.
Also: Run-on sentences. I am really good at those.
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Spotless Sunshine of the Eternal Mind, Most things by Wes Anderson, Hamlet 2, and most things by David Lynch.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, Liquid Television, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob, Arrested Developement
Mojo Nixon (if you are a fan send me a message, I don't know anyone else who likes him) Beck, lotta punk, some rap, barely any country (mostly just the old stuff), Some blue grass, and starting to get more into the techo kinda stuff. I just saw Sleigh Bells and they were freaking amazing.
Food: Anything as long as its good. I would eat insects if they are prepared right.
My Dungeons and Dragons rule book
You know what an Owl neck detector device is used for
you have good taste in music
you ride bulls
you need help changing a tire
you regularly employ good grammar