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My self-summary
Web developer with a penchant for punk rock, Irish whiskey, foul language, and breakfast food. Usually in that order. If you have a dog in one of your pictures, I want to meet it. Super new to the San Diego area and looking for someone to explore the city with me
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly writing code. It pays the bills until I get my big break doing porn.
I’m really good at
Regurgitating movie/tv show quotes and stand-up bits, self-deprecating humor, and Wu-Tang Clan trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Or whatever. Fuck you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music (if we have the same taste in music, you win. Stop reading and say hello):
Off With Their Heads, Alkaline Trio, NOFX, Less Than Jake, We Are The Union, Nothington, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Dropkick Murphys, The Bouncing Souls, Lagwagon, The Swellers, Against Me!, blink-182, Swingin' Utters, Polar Bear Club, Elway, The Loved Ones, Strung Out, The Flatliners, The Menzingers, DMX, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Rancid, Wu-Tang Clan, The Wonder Years, Pennywise, The Offspring, Anti-Flag, The Lawrence Arms, 2Pac, The Gaslight Anthem, Dear Landlord, Streetlight Manifesto, Rise Against, AFI, A Wilhelm Scream, Social Distortion, Nas, Joey Cape, New Found Glory, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Green Day, Willie Nelson, Jay-Z, Weezer, Mixtapes, Millencolin, Dead to Me, No Use for a Name.


Entirely too many to list out. I will say I'm primarily a comedy man. I have a fairly impressive knowledge base of movie quotes.

TV Shows:
Archer, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Workaholics, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Aquateen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Bojack Horseman

I'm currently reading the The Strain trilogy

If it's bad for me, I'm probably into it
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
thos Beans
On a typical Friday night I am
Deciding which seat I should take
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not know how to play Taylor Swift's "Blank Space"
You should message me if
You're passionate about pizza rolls and the Oxford comma.

You should not message me if:
You "don't see what was so bad about the last season of Dexter."
The two of us