I'm looking more for companionship and friendship than I am the immediate exchange of bodily fluids.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a monk or had part of my anatomy removed forcibly - I'd just value someone (female) that I could spend time with, make laugh and that would enjoy witless prattle about rubbish TV more than would wham, bang, thank you ma'am.
TV - Family Guy, 24, South Park, The Thick of It, Game of Thrones, House of Cards (both original and new).
Music - Queen to Eminem, Holst to ABBA. yeah I know it's a cliche but hey, true nonetheless.