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My self-summary
I'm the best thing going. My mom says I'm a catch. Edit: Somehow Okcupid has determined that I am "less kind." I am not less kind, ask my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a fledgling screenwriter with a mundane day job. Its a well paying mundane day job at least.
I’m really good at
Writing, thinking, thinking about writing, and dating girls. I also made decent burgers back in the days when I had a grill, but alas, no more grill. I can pan fry things that taste alright, but it's not the same. I can sing too.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Long Day's Journey Into Night, Dark Knight Returns (I'll put it up against any "real" novel), Death of a Salesman, Survivor, Naked Lunch, Poe Stories, Philip K. Dick, Lovecraft, Ama Ata Aidoo, other assorted.

Movies: Taxi Driver, Fight Club, Do The Right Thing, Tarantino films, Sidney Lumet films, Kubrick, Star Wars, Rocky, Battle Royale, Psycho, There Will Be Blood, Decline of Western Civilization pt 2, Wes Anderson films, Cohen Bros, True Romance, Half Baked, other assorted.

TV: Sopranos, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, South Park, old Simpsons, Man Vs Food, Daily Show, Colbert, Broad City, In Living Color, Twin Peaks, Narcos, Orange is the New Black, WWE, Other assorted

Music: Nine Inch Nails, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Nas, Wu-Tang, Clipse, old Smashing Pumpkins, Chili Peppers, Neil Young, Biggie, Weezy, old Weezer, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Bowie, Jadakiss, The Roots, White Stripes, Jay-Z, LCD Soundsystem, Kendrick, Danny Brown, other assorted.
Six things I could never do without
Six piece chicken nuggets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rhymin and stealin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I voted for Nader in 2000. Also, as of winter 2013, I started wearing women's gloves. They're infinitely more comfortable than men's gloves and just as effective, so fuck it. Edit: I live in LA now, so I don't wear any gloves ever.
You should message me if
You're cool peoples.
The two of us