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My self-summary
A fan of debonaire taxi drivers, punch drunk boxers, Tang poets, and the Wu Tang Clan. I've been around the world by boat and worn many a sou'wester.
What I’m doing with my life
I write stories about drugs and crime and sometimes about people. Then I sell them.
The stories. Not the people.
When stories about drugs, crime, and people don't sell well I sell weasel words, which sell swell.
I’m really good at
I'm good at connecting people, ideas, and things that don't seem like they should fit together.
Like, imagine an orgy where the clothed participants are clustered in nervous two's and three's and sometimes one's around the perimeter wall.
They whisper and eye each other and their sneakers squeak against the linoleum. From every angle the thing looks like it's going to go over like a lead balloon.
But somehow, by the end everybody not only gets to get off, but also winds up with new underwear that's just right for their body type, and even learns something sweet and unexpected about love.
The first things people usually notice about me
They like the way I diddy bop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Camus, Knausgaard, Selvon
Movies: The Art of Killing, Down By Law, Embrace of the Serpent
Music: Nina Simone, Tom Waits, The Pogues
Food: Chicken, limes, hot sauce
The six things I could never do without
'I want what everybody wants, / that's how I know I'm still / breathing: deep mix, rapture / and longing' [MD]

And maybe also good company, good liquor, and second chances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
schmoozing/caterwauling/fishing for change
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Red flag words:

1. 'Creative' as a noun
2. Beverages
3. Scribe or wordsmith (hack: ok!)
4. Banter


1. Prosecco
2. Suffixes, 'thecat' and 'inabox.' ('Osaurus' is always good, though)
3. 'Sapiosexual'


1. Callipygian
3. Cosmonaut
4. Cocoa butter
You should message me if
It feels like the right thing to do.

I especially like when people have grown up with or live with multiple cultural influences. If you've ever lived in a country you weren't born in, or your mother is from a different place to your father, or your grandparents are back in the old country, or your accent is scrambled, it's more likely to have legs.