29Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary

I think if you're still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done enough today. Not in a forget the past kind of way, but in a let's always be building kind of way. I've been to somewhere between 30 and 40 countries and constantly planning for more (I'll bring you along if you fit in that little metal crate they have to check bag sizes)..

and yet theres nothing i love more than watching absurd amounts of mindless tv at home :) really... like unbelievable amounts. like, find me a new show on netflix and it'll be done within a week amounts.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the medical field. I'd really like some new creative outlets.. Anyone interested to try glass blowing?

I go abroad every chance I get. Recently got back from the Galapagos in March. As I said, I can totally smuggle you onto the plane. I'm thinking east europe next.
I’m really good at
making complicated things easier-- work smart, not hard.
making the best of a situation- pretty optimistic, easygoing.
cheering people up.
shirt/tie matching! even those tough checkered, striped patterns!
rock climbing

bad at:
assembling IKEA furniture
stifling laughter
remembering to balance my checkbook
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm going to be the one making jokes in the middle of the room.
i'm tall
apparently i have long eyelashes...think like drew barrymore in the commercial long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Nabokov, Vonnegut, Gladwell. Updike and his horribly flawed characters but incredibly beautiful prose. I read about a book a week. I was a creative writing major, but I seem to read as much nonfiction as fiction right meow.

Movies- Mostly comedy, though anything mindfucky is great (machinist, memento, shutter Island, usual suspects.. If I gasp at a twist, that's a good sign). also-- Wes Andersen. Gratuitous violence is not my thing and I don't understand the appeal. That's referring to horror movies. Departed was excellent and tarantino I can handle.

Shows- seinfeld, bobs burgers. Broad city. Archer. Arrested Development. Just binged the new house of cards and big little lies. And so on so on. i waste a lot of time here. if you love big bang theory your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad.

Music- current strfkr and El ten eleven kick. Try "open your eyes" by strfkr (and yes that's pronounced starfucker) or "my only swerving" by El ten eleven and let them take you away. Really fantastic. Also a lot of indie rock. But, virtually everything, really.

Food- Anything! i just ate a rabbit like a week ago. that may not seem cool to you. but i had a pet rabbit once, and that just changes the whole experience. I've had chicken liver too, but i never had a pet chicken, so it wasn't as weird. though it was gross.

and i honestly can't eat tofu. that's not even food..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

also: how to get as good as so many of you are at selfies with filters... some of you look like a different person in every picture.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i never saw the 6th sense bc people ruined it and then i figured it wasn't worth my time. that's not a secret, but i needed to vent bc it still really bums me out.
You should message me if
you have a burning desire that says yes, i MUST talk to this guy. he's hilarious. and charismatic. and he's ok to look at too.
if you want to test out the best (worst) pick up line you can imagine.
The two of us