29Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I graduated with a degree in mass communications, but work in finance. I do graphic design work for fun and on the side.

i give food and shelter to this small feral-dog i named Bruce. Hes alright... but he wont let me watch tv without holding his hand.
What I’m doing with my life
1. hear that song i haven't heard in years on the radio going to work.
2. use all my mental energy the rest of the drive remembering to download that song later.
3. get home and remember i wanted to to download that song.
4. WHAT SONG??!?

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I’m really good at
ping pong, puns, oxymorons
...im seriously sarcastic.

(see what i did there)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm very modest
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i watch a lot of cooking and traveling shows.. Anthony Bourdain always makes me laugh along with Gordon Ramsey: kitchen nightmares (UK). other top picks include The Inbetweeners (UK version), Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bloodline, Game of Thrones, Its Always Sunny, The Walking Dead, BBC version of Top Gear and Cheers

scare tactics is funny, except Tracy Morgan...

Movies - some favorites include: any Batman film, Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, American Psycho, Bronson, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Never Ending Story, Life is Beautiful, The Brave Little Toaster, Memento, Ernest movies, The Patriot.. ect.

Music: varies on mood, obviously... but classic rock, Third Eye Blind, The Shoes, The walker Brothers, Gin Blossoms,.... i had an EDM phase. also a little wayne phase.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
'what-if' / 'would-you-rather' hypothetical scenarios
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cant burp
You should message me if
you can
A. Make me laugh
B. Not own a selfie stick
The two of us