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My self-summary
I'm a pretty easy-going guy. Kind of a nerd, and totally ok with that. I'm a huge fan of music, tattoos, and fine beers. In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies(I watch a TON), playing video games, going to see bands, grabbing a few drinks with friends, golfing, and goofing off whenever possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Adding "And them's the facts" to the end of every Wikipedia article.
I’m really good at
-Amplifying the awkwardness of any situation

-Quoting movies and tv shows

-Eating hot wings

-I am the Michael Jordan of whiskey drinking

-Pretty solid Halo player. I will destroy you in SWAT
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, most likely. And whatever ridiculous ironic t-shirt I'm wearing, because I dress like a nineteen year old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This could take a while:

Books: Breakfast of Champions, Catcher in the Rye, A Song Of Ice and Fire...don't read nearly as much as I'd like

Movies: Top 5: Reservoir Dogs, The Godfather, Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Clerks

TV: LOST, Mad Men, The Wire, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Seinfeld just to name a few.

Music: Punk and Indie rock. I'll keep it to a minimum: The Get Up Kids, Alkaline Trio, Saves the Day, Jimmy Eat World, The Gaslight Anthem, blink-182, okay I'll stop now!

Food: Burgers, pizza...stuff like that. Huge hot wings fan. And Mexican food. Anything spicy. The spicier the better.
Six things I could never do without
1) Family and friends
2) Craft beer
3) Good whiskey
4) My record player
5) My car and a full tank of gas
6) ManBearPig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Your mom.

Zombie survival. And bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have to work early most Saturdays, so I usually don't get too crazy. Might go out for dinner and drinks with friends, go to a movie, or just stay in and be lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Back when I was in college I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude, it was weird. My family and friends never heard about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho.
You should message me if
Any of this tickles your fancy!

You wanna discuss which House in Westeros is best. I'm for House Greyjoy.
The two of us