iLands
27 Wardensville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm John.
And I'm
twenty-six.

I'm a confident law school graduate who enjoys adversarial activities.

I perform best under pressure.

If you're into skinny white guys, I'm a sane, successful one.

I live in the city, yet have a farm on a river.

I'm not perfect; I hope you aren't either.
What I’m doing with my life
I:
am striving to stay alive forever.
sleep more than you.
just graduated law school.

I'll be safe and dance often.
I’m really good at
Sleeping.
Generating get-rich-quick schemes.
Standing on the shoulders of giants.
Laughing.
Cat whispering.
Beards (if needed)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR
Salinger
Vonnegut
Dr. Seuss
Dystopian novels
Catch 22
Post Secret
Calvin and Hobbes
Anarchy, State, and Utopia
The Road to Serfdom

Movies:
Pixar
Wes Anderson
Miyazaki
Scorsese
Black Dynamite!
Lego Movie

Music:
Anything with throbbing bass.

Dubstep.
Trance.
Psytrance.
Lo-fi.
Twee.
Folk.
Anti-Folk.
Hip Hop.

The Cure.
NMH.
Elliott Smith.
Andrew Jackson Jihad.
RiFF RAFF!
mc chris!
Gambino.
Chance.
Chief Keef.
Kimya.
Conor.
Kasher.
KE$HA.
Kanye.
Kendrick.

Food:
Korean

TV:
The Boosh
Robot Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Moore's Law.
Money.
Denver Broncos.
Late nights.
My family, including my kitty, Bitey.
Sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll tell you in another life, when we are both machines.
You should message me if
Ya wanna do folksy, outdoorsy stuff or explore a city.
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