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My self-summary
***I got a tiny kitty from a shelter about two years ago. He was going to be euthanized for lack of space at the shelter. He can be a pain sometimes, but I love his chubby face. He's not so tiny anymore. I named him Luigi.***

***I just want to clarify that the pic with the duck lips is a joke. I'm not trying to be sexy or cool. I'm just making fun of the girl next to me at the bar doing the same stupid face, and posting her ridiculous selfie to Instagram and facebook. But I do tend to duck the lips at times. I'm usually thinking really hard. Now that's sexy. ***

Why are so many guys messaging me......"You're the type of trouble I want to get into...", I don't think I look like any type of trouble. I think I look like happiness and butterflies, maybe I should rethink my photos. ha

Why do some of your profile pics look like mug shots? Just curious.....

Also, why did some douche flag the pic of my cat? I have plenty of pictures of me on my profile. I would think most people would love to see my obese Luigi. He's very photogenic, and I would love to share his looks with the Internet. Haters gonna hate....

And this should be my last rant....well maybe I'm lying....Why don't some of you guys read my profile before sending me messages? "So where do you live?", "What kind of music do you enjoy?". I don't expect you to read all of my 300 page novel of a profile, but maybe the top part. I can't spell, but I wrote a masterpiece here. Yeah, that's where the lying begins.

I also realized that about 90% of my pics on Instagram are of my cat. Maybe I am a future cat lady in training.

And my last rant..some of these guys on here are so bold and pervy. We all know they would never mutter those words to a woman in person. They are definitely still acting out Dungeons and Dragons. If you wouldn't say it to me in the line at Trader Joe's, then please don't email me in on here.

So anyway, I moved from New Jersey to LA almost 4 years ago. I keep changing this number bc I've been on this site forever. Will someone be awesome, so I can get off this thing already. Anyways, I'm from the great state of NJ, filled with culture, art, and accepting people. Yes, I'm being sarcastic. And no..... I do not go to tanning salons, or wear leopard print on a daily basis. I do, however, have a cousin named Joey Meatball. I was also given the nickname as a child because I was well fed..... don't Judge! Things have gotten better since 4th grade.

I tend to be silly, don't take myself too serious. I don't like when people try hard to be cool. I actually find it rather funny, and try to not associate with that type. I am very friendly. I think that I am a nice person. I'm a opera singer. I am trying to pursue a career as a vocalist for composers, movie soundtracks, as well as commercials. I LOVE animals. I am a huge advocate of rescuing animals. Oh and I am a huge scifi nerd. My friends call me Stargeek. I want to live and work on a wonderous space ship and fly through galaxies. I said I was a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
I freelance as a marketing manager, and brand ambassador for an events company. I also work as a server for a catering company. I'd rather do something creative in the arts, but I need to make sure Luigi stays plump.
I’m really good at
making friends
eating food
decorating a Christmas tree
taking down the decorations from the Christmas tree

Things I'm bad at:
spelling-not sure what happened throughout the years, I used to win spelling bees, all the kids were so jealous, then one day it just all went away, now here I am with run on sentences and freakin spell check. It's sad.

Parallel Parking-I will literally drive 12 blocks from my house to avoid this, or I will run out of the car screaming and the other passanger will be forced to do it for me. I'm also working on this, baby steps.

Fighting-everyone, including my mother, laughs at me because I can't fight. Even when I'm really upset and start to scream, people laugh. This also saddens me, I want to be a tough son of a bitch and scare people. But instead they get a good giggle. ONE DAY, they'll all see.......
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my eyes. I hate answering these questions. Maybe my dance moves because I will dance at any moment. Music does not need to be playing for me to be playing, this doesn't even make sense.
Oh I was recently informed that I currently have the resting bitch face syndrome. I had no idea. I am currently working on this each day. I go to super markets and try to keep a smile on as exercise to improve my condition. I will keep you all posted of my progress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pride and Prejudice and basically anything by Jane Austen, Lord of the Rings Triology, there are a lot more, just can't remember authors names.
oh wow movies that's a hard one: Serenity, The Last Samurai, Fight Club, Gladiator, Braveheart, Minority Report, Star Trek, James Bond films, American Beauty, 500 Days of Summer, Big Fish, Willow, Resident Evil, Lord of the Rings, Stargate, Once, The Notebook, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, STARGATE SG-1, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, and Buffy
Music: Opera or classical, classic rock, Country, Blues The Cure, 80's music, Ryan Adams (love his cover of Taylor Swift), Glen Hansard.
Food: Italian, Chinese (sucks out here), Philly Pretzels, Wawa, Thai, healthy food. I love eating, and eating, and..........
The six things I could never do without
Peanut Butter
Peanut Butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stupid question……
Ok I've decided to add something here because it bothers me a quite deal. Will I ever find the right pillow? For some strange and mysterious reason, all of my pillows end up flat as a pancake within a few weeks of buying them. Now, you might ask, why not buy a fancy, beautiful pillow from Bed Bath and Beyond or Boscov's? Well I'm not made of money people, Walmart will have to suffice. Also, this starts me thinking, do I have a big head or neck, is it so different from the rest of the population? So there I lay all night, tossing and turning on my pancake, thinking about my big neck. Ok, I will stop rambling now.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either working, watching a movie, or losing time with Netflix. It's a love hate relationship….well more on the love side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I split my pants two seperate times. The second time, I danced my way to the floor, but didn't dance my way back up. Luckily I was just acting like an ass with my sister. The unfortunate part is that I really liked those pants.
You should message me if
You will make me laugh, like I mentioned before I don't like people that take themselves too seriously. We are only here for a short time, and I'd rather drop it like it's hot then sit in a corner pondering the flaws of the world. Please don't get me wrong, I can be deep and intellectual when the opportunity arises. I just want to find the joy in life first. I'm looking to meet friends and if the right person comes along, then maybe a relationship.

Oh and if you have a great suggestion for a pillow for this head, It
would be greatly appreciated.

PLEASE don't email me creepy messages. I don't want to meet you in a alley and pretend I'm scared. I really don't want to dress up like a animal (unless we're going to Comic Con), and I sure as hell don't want to name your body parts. (Yes, these people are real) It just makes me angry....I'm just going to electronically punch you in the junk. Happy shopping.......