29Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
You’re not going to get to know me from anything I write here because I don’t see myself the way others do, so just message me and get to know me that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming the first upper middle class white kid to make it out of the suburbs
I’m really good at
making 30 minute brownies in 28 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my sarcastic wit doesn’t quite fit with my kind eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pulp Fiction, Blade Runner, Enter the Void, Royal Tenenbaums, Take Shelter, Taxi Driver, Super Troopers, Jackie Brown, Death Proof, Almost Famous, god the list goes on.

Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Wire, American Dad, Seinfeld, Party Down, Parks and Rec, Workoholics, Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, Chappelles Show, goes on and on.

Music - everything but country and dubstep.
Six things I could never do without
The smell of fresh cut steaks sizzling on the grill in my back yard. The gurgling sound that comes from my coffee maker just before a fresh steaming pot is ready to be enjoyed…
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next big adventure… somewhere new? Somewhere I’ve been but need to see again? The options are endless.
On a typical Friday night I am
After taking a hot shower and exchanging the t-shirt and jeans for a V-neck and jeans, I’ll head over to this hole-in-the-wall on the Hudson where my best friends and I unwind with a couple drinks after a crazy week at work. Before long though, I’m ready for some pizza at my favorite place on the lower east side...
You should message me if
The type of woman I find attractive tends to be passionate about nature and getting outside. She knows the difference between a good bourbon and a bad scotch and can keep up during conversations that extend beyond the latest celebrity scandal. If that sounds like you, send me a message and let’s chat more…
The two of us