26 Roseville, United States
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My self-summary
Well I make a 9 layer dip. I have attempted to teach my dog to bark in Spanish with little success . I'm fluent in German but that depends on who you ask. I'm 6'1 every day. I never laugh at funerals. I was once thrown out of in n out burger for quoting Will Ferrell to much. But I still feel milk is never a bad choice..

I'm old fashioned and am not on my phone much. Social media is not a big part of my life I live my life outside and I'll look you in the eyes on our date. If your vocabulary uses words like lit, no chill, I'm dead, selfie, I can't right now, or any other lame saying that makes you sound like a dislectit 7th grader just don't message me I prefer to have adult conversations. If that's not you then we are off to a good start :)
What I’m doing with my life
Currently still trying to figure out how adulthood works.
I’m really good at
Holding in a fart as to not disturb the peoples nostrils around me. Im courteous like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face since i wear clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to read alot of those mouse Redwall books in 7th grade. Now i usually just stick to reading menus or street signs. I don't go to the movies as i have an inner fear of indulging in to much of the buttery popcorn from heaven that is served there and then ending up on MY 600lb life. Music is optional I've been working on my harmonica skills. Someone needs to come up with a never get fat pill because the food at a baseball game or carnival fair i would willingly be trapped on a deserted island with.
The six things I could never do without
In n out Burger
Night time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my toys ever came to life when i left the room as a kid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Conversing amongst other fellow humans.
You should message me if
You wish cars were bumber cars...