26 Roseville, United States
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My self-summary
Chapped lips survivor. You will never see me taking a selfie of any kind anywhere. I have been known to shoulder check people playing Pokemon go. I have a beard and I'm not shaving it off. Don't worry I keep it trimmed and groomed like a man should. When home by myself I choose to not wear pants. Body type is decent but I'll be the last to turn down a cookie. I was once thrown out of in n out burger for quoting Will Ferrell to much......but I still feel milk is never a bad choice.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently still trying to figure out how adulthood works.
I’m really good at
Holding in a fart as to not disturb the peoples nostrils around me. Im courteous like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face since i wear clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to read alot of those mouse Redwall books in 7th grade. Now i usually just stick to reading menus or street signs. I don't go to the movies as i have an inner fear of indulging in to much of the buttery popcorn from heaven that is served there and then ending up on MY 600lb life. Music is optional I've been working on my harmonica skills. Someone needs to come up with a never get fat pill because the food at a baseball game or carnival fair i would willingly be trapped on a deserted island with.
The six things I could never do without
In n out Burger
Night time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my toys ever came to life when i left the room as a kid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Conversing amongst other fellow humans.
You should message me if
You wish cars were bumber cars...