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My self-summary
I find these things always give me trouble. I'm not very good at self-promotion. But, here goes, I'm a pretty confident, nice, easy going guy, or so I've been told. I have a great sense of humor, and try to find humor in just about any situation. A bit of a negative about me, if I'm in a situation that makes me uncomfortable I tend to default to "too cool for school" mode but it doesn't last long.
I also refuse to pay just to see who "likes" me so if anything interests you, send a message
What I’m doing with my life
I work in property maintenance. It's actually quite fun, and there's some new problem everyday, which I like.
I’m really good at
fixing broken things, listening, giving advice, finding things that other people lost
The first things people usually notice about me
How young/old I look. Within the last few weeks I've gotten as old as 45 but as young as 18.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bossypants, America: The Book, the Hunger Games series, Life According to Pretty Toney, The Tao of Wu

Movies: Forrest Gump, Godfather 1 & 2, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, RocknRolla, Friday, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Silver Linings Playbook, Grease and pretty much any comedy or mob movie.

Shows: The Wire, South Park, Chappelle Show, The Boondocks, football, Fresh off the Boat, Modern Family, The League, It's Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, F is for Family, Archer, Bob's Burgers

Music: Top 5
1. Ghostface
2. Taylor Swift
3. Pusha T
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Cam'ron

Food: Pizza, cheese steaks, pretty much any chicken dish, & beer (that's a food, right?)
Six things I could never do without
Football, beer, friends, family, music, basketball shorts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who in their right mind would EVER vote for Donald Trump and a potential presidential run but only if I can run against Trump or Chris Christie.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends, if I had a bad week I'm sitting at home watching Grease whilst having beers. On a good week I'm down for whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My biggest fear is getting killed by the mafia. I also got the highest marks possible in English on my college entrance exams for how I presented Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M." as a ballad on my verbal and my glowing review of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" on my written.
You should message me if
If you're a nice person who doesn't mind someone that has a tendency to be "too cool for school".
The two of us