joemoney36
33Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I find these things always give me trouble. I'm not very good at self-promotion so I'm just gonna type whatever comes to my head for the next few minutes, so here we go.

I'm not a Republican or Democrat but I hate Donald Trump. I figure I might as well get that out of the way.
I have a cat and she's adorable.
I paint houses & apartments for a living. When I come home from work my hands are dirty and I usually have a streak of paint on the left in my hair.
Batman & Iron Man are my two favorite superheroes.
I live in Mt. Airy. It's alright.
I'm fiercely loyal to people & products I like.
I mostly dress for comfort but am known to get fly if the occasion calls for it.
I still own a set of superhero bed sheets.
My top 3 favorite musical acts are Ghostface, Taylor Swift & Pusha T. In that order.
I just started to learn how to golf. I'm terrible at it but I think it's fun.
Football is my favorite sport and my favorite thing to watch on tv.
I've bought every single Taylor Swift album at least twice and own them all on vinyl.
As a matter of fact, I have a near obscene amount of her memorabilia for a guy. She appeals to my sensitive side.
I don't drink craft beer. Not because I don't like them but because they give me heartburn.
I'm allergic to berries.
The only reason I have a twitter is to make fun of Donald Trump.
I know the difference between your & you're, then & than, weave & we've, there their & they're, where we're were & wear, and when to use who and whom although I only use whom toward people that try to use their vocabulary to try to talk down to me.
I know words, I have the best words like erroneous & nonplussed.
I'm pretty much down for anything. I tend to go with the flow unless everyone else refuses to make a decision.
I just started watching Game of Thrones and I don't know what I was thinking prior to this.
I tend to quote movies and Parks &
Rec. A lot.
I can't stand the fact that I can't buy men's shampoo & conditioner without it being a 2 in 1.
I love lamp. I love lamp.
I also refuse to pay just to see who "likes" me so if anything interests you, send a message
What I’m doing with my life
I work in property maintenance. It's actually quite fun, and there's some new problem everyday, which I like.
I’m really good at
fixing broken things, listening, giving advice, finding things that other people lost
The first things people usually notice about me
How young/old I look. Within the last few weeks I've gotten as old as 45 but as young as 18.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bossypants, America: The Book, the Hunger Games series, Life According to Pretty Toney, The Tao of Wu

Movies: Forrest Gump, Godfather 1 & 2, Shawshank Redemption, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, RocknRolla, Friday, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Silver Linings Playbook, Grease and pretty much any comedy or mob movie.

Shows: The Wire, South Park, Chappelle Show, The Boondocks, football, Fresh off the Boat, Modern Family, The League, It's Always Sunny, Parks & Rec, F is for Family, Archer, Bob's Burgers

Music: Top 5
1. Ghostface
2. Taylor Swift
3. Pusha T
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Cam'ron

Food: Pizza, cheese steaks, pretty much any chicken dish, & beer (that's a food, right?)
Six things I could never do without
Football, beer, friends, family, music, basketball shorts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who in their right mind would EVER vote for Donald Trump and a potential presidential run but only if I can run against Trump or Chris Christie.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends, if I had a bad week I'm sitting at home watching Grease whilst having beers. On a good week I'm down for whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My biggest fear is getting killed by the mafia. I also got the highest marks possible in English on my college entrance exams for how I presented Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M." as a ballad on my verbal and my glowing review of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" on my written.
You should message me if
If you're a nice person who doesn't mind someone that has a tendency to be "too cool for school".
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