joeshmo421
28 Tustin, United States
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My self-summary
Well, I'm really not looking for anything too serious, but if it falls on my lap, I'll get up and chase it... I'm open for meeting, having fun, going on dates, whatever whenever. I smoke bud, and I'm not ashamed of it. I'm a nerdy kinda dude and I'm content staying in and kicking it playing video games, and i love to go out and get a drink or two at a dive bar and shoot some pool... Better yet, foosball.

I like to think I'm a pretty patient dude. I don't like to stress out on little things. Mostly a go with the flow kind of guy.
I really enjoy chatting up and talking about far out hypothetical, and conspiracy theories. Aliens exist. Lol Sheer probability mandates that there have to be other planets like ours near stars like ours.
I also like planning out a mock up zombie apocalypse. (never know where you'll be when the big one hits.) lol Imagine you were where you are, right now. When finally the guy from next door bursts into your room! He's hungry for your flesh and you've got to find a weapon! Its a tossup between my bike pump and one of the legs from my disassembled foosball table in the closet.

I also like Dungeons and Dragons... There. I said it. I'm the epitome of nerd. But I'm pretty funny and I like to have good strapping conversations.

So try me.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm a flair bartender with intentions of returning to school this spring.
I’m really good at
Communicating my point of view and diffusing most situations (it comes in handy to be able to explain exactly what happened to your medium rare Ribeye and Scampi shrimp with loaded mashed potatoes and green bean fries still isn't here after 45 minutes) when you have to calm hungry people down every day, you get pretty good at it. I give good massages and I'm good at figuring out solutions to problems.

I'm a really good listener, and I like to think I give good advice. Kinda wise beyond my years. :3
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile... Or maybe my tattoos. I have a biggish tattoo on left arm. I used to have super go nuts crazy long hair... (like, almost mullet styles) but I cut it for work. Then I found out I didn't have to! Some day I will reclaim my long lost pony's tail. >.<<br />
I'm really outgoing, and if you're nice to me, I'm nicer back. I'm usually pretty quiet at social gatherings but behind closed doors and with my friends... No holds barred. I spit justice. I love to people watch so if you saw me at one youd probably barely notice me. See me on the street or at Starbucks? Maybe I'll smile and ask you how your day is going.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Brave New World, Clockwork Orange, Willy wonka's chocolate factory, Macbeth (if that even counts... ). I like books that make you question your own existence and the morality of your own society.
Movies: Evil Dead 2: Army of Darkness, Sin City, Basic, Fight Club.. Look I love movies... Star Trek, Star wars... I like funny ones, nerdy ones, action packed ones, chick flicks(I have a sensitive side too.) I'm easy to please when it comes to movies. Lol

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Community, Walking Dead, Heroes, Serenity... And more but I can't think of them right now.

Music: I'm easy. I love everything... Usually not country, but I've been fooled before.

Food: I eat everything.
The six things I could never do without
Water, my bike, bud (if I can help it), sexual release (it's healthy for my prostrate. Lol), video games, and technology.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend alot of time thinking about philosophy, aliens, conspiracy theories, girls, video games, and hypothetical physics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working. Big money night. But after I might pick up a drink or maybe a tall boy with friends. Or maybe I just go to sleep... Lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm good.
You should message me if
You think I'm cute or interesting and are interested in learning more. I love to talk about anything. I'm approachable, and I'm not a complete asshole... Just a teensy one.
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