29Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Joe and I used to model for J. Crew for two long years. I soon realized that wearing the three J. Crew shirts I own in front of the mirrors upstairs at my house doesn't make me a model. When my modeling career didn't take off as planned, I pursued a long and studious form of higher education at ITT tech, where I soon developed the lift/launch system for Lake Compounce's award winning wooden roller coaster - Boulderdash.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full-time in a treehouse as a content developer.

Sometimes I shed tears during the star spangled banner.
I’m really good at
Identifying spoiled milk, southern accents, getting bit by mosquitoes with bug spray on, charging my phone, calling AAA (24/7 roadside assistance).
The first things people usually notice about me
"What kind of shampoo do you use?"

"Is that Ryan Gosling?"

"You're so dreamy..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Fountainhead

TV Shows:
Walking Bad, House of Thrones, Eastbound and Development, It's Always Sunny is the New Black, Bob's Burgers and Mad Men

Jurassic Park
The Big Lebowski

I appreciate many genres. Some artists I've been recently digging:
Duke Ellington
Neon Indian
Sufjan Stevens
Don Byas
Talking Heads
Six things I could never do without
The rest is real irrelevant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the washing machine does with my socks........
On a typical Friday night I am
Butchering rap lyrics on a car ride to wherever I'm headed and lowering the volume when I make eye contact with drivers at stop lights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got my hand stuck in a bowling alley lol
You should message me if
- you can temporarily drive with your kneecap on a residential road.

Ideal Girl: appreciates dinosaurs, has a means of transportation, has/had a GPA higher than 3.0, passes on grape jelly opportunities and knows who invented the Super Soaker water gun (minus points for using the internet but still points for the research) ((but still not totally ideal)).

Bonus points for being Italian.
The two of us