My name is Joe and I used to model for J. Crew for two long years. I soon realized that wearing the three J. Crew shirts I own in front of the mirrors upstairs at my house doesn't make me a model. When my modeling career didn't take off as planned, I pursued a long and studious form of higher education at ITT tech, where I soon developed the lift/launch system for Lake Compounce's award winning wooden roller coaster - Boulderdash.
Sometimes I shed tears during the star spangled banner.
"Is that Ryan Gosling?"
"You're so dreamy..."
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Fountainhead
Walking Bad, House of Thrones, Eastbound and Development, It's Always Sunny is the New Black, Bob's Burgers and Mad Men
The Big Lebowski
I appreciate many genres. Some artists I've been recently digging:
The rest is real irrelevant.
Ideal Girl: appreciates dinosaurs, has a means of transportation, has/had a GPA higher than 3.0, passes on grape jelly opportunities and knows who invented the Super Soaker water gun (minus points for using the internet but still points for the research) ((but still not totally ideal)).
Bonus points for being Italian.