jofusw
31 Arlington, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
jofusw
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I'm a nerd that just got a smart phone and has never taken a selfie. Come to think of it I've never #hashbrowned something cool on twitter, either. I'm like a young old-guy?

I hate losing. Beer pong, tic-tac-toe, debating whether tomatoes are fruits or vegetables...whatever. Just let me win, or else!

I just moved to DC so I don't know anyone! But I'll tell you one thing: I'm really enjoying the traffic here. It's the best.

I drink milk, wear my seatbelt, and never run with scissors. Let's hang out.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the world: I left the military not long ago and I'm continuing my career with the government as a civilian, perhaps with only the occasional trip to combat zones this time.

I do plan on starting a grad program at GW next year.
I’m really good at
Fixing and building things; I like working on houses and working on cars. I built my own bed because I couldn't find one that I liked. Bob Vila would be proud.

Setting myself on fire by accident. This is a trend for me.

Excel spreadsheets.

I like cooking. Especially cooking meats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess that I look 16 years old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a non-fiction kinda guy; booooring I know, I know.

I like that annoying show How It's Made. But I don't really watch cable TV...commercials drive me nuts!

Hans Zimmer soundtrack scores; he makes the best movie music. I'll go to an actual orchestral concert occasionally.

I like indie and alternative rock the most. Otherwise, I'm pretty keen on anything that has some good chords.
The six things I could never do without
-Happy dogs.
-Funny YouTube videos.
-My piece of crap car.
-Annnnd, I'm done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to travel next. France is next?

The voices dogs would have if they could talk.
On a typical Friday night I am
-Watching Amazon Prime or Netflix with my loyal hound, Lucy.
-Drinking in moderation, knowing full well the pain I'll endure on Saturday morning. I get the WORST hangovers.
You should message me if
I'm really not hookup kind of guy and that's okay with you.

You like dogs. Let's be honest, dogs are better than people for the most part.

You're new to DC. Hey, everyone needs friends.

You're a model-citizen and a patriot.

You'd like to become my personal driver so I don't have to deal with traffic anymore. I'll just wear a blindfold so I don't have to see it either, if you don't mind.
More