john3383
33 Middle Village, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a writer, and consequently hate the structure of dating profiles.
What I’m doing with my life
Chasing a dream.
I’m really good at
One way or another, I will make you laugh. You don't have a choice in the matter.
The first things people usually notice about me
If one more person tells me I look like Christian Bale I will go Norman Bates on them. There is more to me than steely eyes and a jaw line!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones is the best show on TV. The honor used to belong to Lost. Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan, Kurt Vonnegut, and my dude Shake Spear.
The six things I could never do without
My limbs (that's four things).
My cold heart(ed) efficiency. Six. Done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I love/loathe this city.
On a typical Friday night I am
Work :(
But otherwise podcasting and/or barhopping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are no men like me. Just me.
You should message me if
You like big butts. If you cannot lie, that's a plus.
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