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My self-summary
"Living at the top, when you're at the Fucking bottom"

My name is Dallas and I like cats .

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with FracturedFacade.

I ride bikes for a living and I play drums in my band.

I came to philadelphia in 08. Just moved to fishtown so hit me up if you're in the area, need more friends nearby! I find happiness in the small things, like a good board game, a shower beer, or a cat on your lap. basically a realistic optimist, I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
I'll let you know once I figure that out.
I’m really good at
alot of things. anything involving coordination or rhythm. biking, juggling, skateboarding, drumming, slacklining, you name it. I'm also really good at forgetting what I was just talking about, cuddling, finding cool things on the ground, learning quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm sorta fidgety. and awkward. But maybe my eyes? Or how sometimes, my pants are just too darn tight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Adventure Time, Lucas Brothers Moving Company, Bee and Puppy Cat, Rick and Morty, Broad City

sadly, i just can't get into books. i've tried so many times, but always get side tracked.

i mostly listen to math rock, post-hardcore, techmetal, prog and experimental stuff. HORSE the band, Tera Melos, Every Time I Die, Octaves, Thank You Scientist, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Number 12 Looks Like You

FOOD how can i pick a favorite?? i could probably eat grilled cheese every day of my life and not get tired of it. pretty much ANYTHING vegetarian. food is great.
The six things I could never do without
my limbs, affection, cats, music, my rad friends, bikes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how people can be so oblivious to their surroundings, how to find time to do all the things i like to do, cats, how to meet new people that are worth meeting, puns, drum beats from songs i haven't heard in three years, if i should take singing lessons, architecture, cats, if knowledge is finite and is this why we forget things, if free will is an illusion, why everyone else is so drama focused, food, cats, strategy games, if I'll ever find that damned unicorn, spending money, saving money, the future, the present, sex, weather, if karma is real or if nice guys always finish last, and cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with the lady and friends! You should join us, we're great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in a Lady Gaga cover band.

I also got a Yolo tattoo. Several days later, it was gone.
You should message me if
Message me if you can be respectful of my polyamorous lifestyle and my partner(s)! I'm extremely up front with anyone I'm involved with and nobody is "a secret". You ain't gotta worry about getting jumped by some out of the loop lady at a bar. I realize that most people tend to be somewhat uninformed/have the wrong idea about polyamory, so I'm very open to answering questions. Ask away! Ideally I want my partners to be genuinely happy for my happiness, even if that happiness comes from another person sometimes. (compersion)

Pokemon GO?

Or if you wanna hang out with me AND FracturedFacade. she's wonderful and doesn't bite! (not too hard, anyway)

Or if you wanna be a "unicorn"

Looking for decent human beings... No drama, please.