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My self-summary
Hello women of the Internet! I must preface with fair warning that I am not able to keep up with the insurmountable demand of incoming messages. Those who hang in there will be rewarded a World Market gift basket for their patience.

After much trial and error, I am proud to present what I consider to be the most exhilarating and successful profile in the vast landscape of dating apps. My photos have been hand selected and painstakingly retouched to showcase my greatest features, including but not limited to my stalemate hairline and erogenous earlobes. Rest assured, I am highly experienced with the fairer sex. This claim is evident by the attached samples that feature myself within close proximity of enchanted dames. The profile speaks for itself, and on behalf of my profile, I must say it is spectacular:

I was born in England, grew up in Texas, first job in Manhattan, but LA is home and I love it to shreds.

I prefer coffee shops over bars; cage fighting over team sports; Norah Jones over Taylor Swift; ripped flannel over popped collars.

5'10, ethnic mutt, diverse antibody immune system.
What I’m doing with my life
Improv for passion.
MMA for cardio.
Production for money.
Yoga for tranquility.
Failure for education.
Nutella by the spoonful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie - The Danish Girl
Book - The Danish Girl: Novelization Of The Critically Acclaimed Motion Picture
Show - Access Hollywood: Behind The Scenes Of The Danish Girl
Music - The Danish Girl Soundtrack
Food - Chicken Torta
The two of us