Well. I'm your unicorn. Stop browsing right now and email me.
Or read the other answers below... some of them might even make you laugh. Maaaaaybe.
Spending far too much time looking for love. :-)
Running a startup. Software. No, no Star Trek shirts are in my closet. The dresser... no. You can't go in the dresser. Do NOT open that drawer... aw crap. There goes the reputation.
Filling out silly online dating forms.
Oh, and for those that care about the actual answers to this question: working out, running, basketball, handstands, keeping up with various bro-mances, reading "sophisticated" periodicals (insert eye roll as appropriate about the NYT or the WSJ), quoting Fight Club and Douglas Adams, cracking self-deprecating nerd jokes, doing what I can to make someone's day, pondering my place in life, and being a pretty hopeless romantic.
Making you laugh.
Imitating Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Most things athletic.
Dancing. Yes, I'm straight.
Ranting. Don't worry, they're usually pretty funny.
Remembering things. Near-photographic memory. Yes, I'm serious.
Handling stress well.
Telling you which jeans are most flattering. Hey, it's an art.
Um. My cleverly disguised nerdy wit?
How about good skates, good shoes, and good food. In no particular order. The rest... uhm. Well. I'm here looking for YOU. Fill in the blanks with your best attributes and what we should be giving to each other. That's probably pretty close. ;-)
Why women say there are no good guys out there. Usually, of course, these are the same gals who are super cute and never look back at smart good looking boys when they smile at them from across the room. Give me a little nod, ladies! Please? I'm not gonna cross the room and try to entertain you and three of your friends because you noticed me and then quickly looked away!
Oh, and the long term effects of computer keyboard usage on the evolution of human phalanges. Those are fingers. Get your head out of the gutter.
Recently... happy hour with colleagues, food of some kind, and sleep before midnight.
How about we get "food of some kind" together. If you must bring three of your friends, that's fine. I'll prep my stand up routine... (hangs head)
I don't know. I'm so open that this question is hard. I think that love is hard, that people are too cynical, that we should all let our guard down, and that a little more love, even in -- nay, especially -- the big city (or SF, since that's what qualifies as a big city in these parts) would literally make the world a better place.
Hmm... that was a good start. Here we go.
I'm a little cynical about dating.
I kinda want to fall in love (fast) and dream big even though it can be unattractive, scary, and earns the ire of some of the bros.
I work too hard. I kinda like it, though. Work can be more dependable than people.
I fear the age when "ooh sexy, one of the last good single dudes" becomes "he's still single? isn't that kinda creepy?"
Um. Yeah. I might delete half of this later...