And this is long, so hold on to your butts.
But seriusly, I'm not like other guys. I bet a lot of us say that but you be the judge. And I don't mean that in a try-hard, hipster kind of way. I can carry a deep conversation or a banal one and enjoy either as the situation calls for, but I usually prefer the former. I love quotes and philosophy. I feel like an old soul. Not as in yelling at kids to get off my lawn and turn down their "music", but in that I think long term and not always for my own selfish interests; I am a big picture person and not the me, here, now kind that is so common. It makes me kind of cynical but I try to maintain a cautious optimism. And I am more fun than this is making me sound, just keeping it real.
I believe that humor is crucial to happiness. It is one of humanity's saving graces. I like all jokes and anything else that makes me laugh. Even puns. Especially puns. Dad jokes? Bring 'em! The cornier the better. I am always trying to cultivate laughter be it with or at me. If laughter really is medicine then I must be a pharmacist (ba dum tsh!)
I like running and hiking, and for that reason I am loving this area! I do miss the Florida beaches though. I like to play tennis, but need a partner (hint hint). I like to read books but often get distracted by Wikapedia-ing something from said books, so the pace is slow. I love to cook. Especially for other people. I'm pretty decent at it. I like all foods but barbecue is my favorite. I made it a point to stop at spots in St. Louis and Kansas City on my drive here from Florida. Where are the good barbecue joints around here anyways?
So I'll stop here for the sake of still having something to talk about when you message me, which, by the way you should do :)
Injecting one liners and quotes appropriately into conversations
Driving. Definitely driving
MOVIES: Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Action, Sci-Fi. Here are some select titles: Moon, Office Space, Idiocracy, Waiting, Waking Life, Dogma, Mel Brooks, Wayne's Worlds, Rushmore, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Interview with the Vampire, Gladiator, old M. Night Shyamalan films, The Matrix, Garden State, etc, etc.
SHOWS: PBS News Hour, The Daily Show (Jon Stewart is one of my heroes, but Trevor Noah is holding it down ok), The Colbert Report (it had a good run), The Simpsons (the 90's episodes), SVU (yup). Futurama. Top Gear (the British version). Arrested Development. Jeopardy. Breaking Bad. F is for Family. I watch sports socially, but I don't park in front of SportsCenter all day.
MUSIC: Music is important to me. Another one of humanity's saving graces. I think musical taste says a lot about a person. I'm mostly into indie but I like most music. Even country, though not the new "country" that is coming out. If there is one type of music that I don't like it's dubstep. Dubstep hurts my ears more than the jet engines I spend all day around. A few of my favorite artists are Nujabes, Radiohead, Wilco, Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire. But also: Air, Billy Joel, Bobby Womack, Bon Iver, Bright Eyes, Cake, Daft Punk, Hundred Waters, My Morning Jacket, Phoenix, The Postal Service, The Roots, Rush, Spoon, Tom Petty, A Tribe Called Quest, TV On The Radio, Vampire Weekend, 311, and many many more...
GAMES: Mario Kart 64, Starcraft, Minesweeper. Pictionary, Scrabble, Monopoly, and I'm always down for a good game of spades. Tonk and Casino are also fun.
FOOD: BBQ. And everything else really.
A car, unfortunately
Money, again unfortunately
An internet connection
how to live.
where to eat (message me with suggestions! specifically bbq joints)
why "Hi" or "Hello" work as conversation starters in real life, but not here.
Also philosophy, science, politics, etc.