jokesjokesjokes
31 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Musician, actor, writer, teller of jokes, rider of bikes, beer enthusiast, pop culture nerd, compulsive volunteer.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing guitar in a band with like 20 other ladies.
Writing/recording original music
Working in a cheese warehouse.
Going on a bender.
Just got my first tattoo. More on the horizon.
I’m really good at
Stringed instruments, Scrabble, recalling the names of bands, lyrics, actors, and movie quotes when it is most useful.
The first things people usually notice about me
Second head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything Matters!, Ron Currie, Jr.
Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut
Spoon River Anthology, Edgar Lee Masters

Airplane!
A Mighty Wind
American Beauty

The Wonder Years
Louie
Six Feet Under

The Beatles
Bob Dylan
The Magnetic Fields

Nachos
Movie Theater Popcorn
Kao Soy w/ Tofu
The six things I could never do without
My Guitar (1962 Gretsch Anniversary Edition)
My Banjo (Cheap)
Bell's Porter (in the winter) / Bell's Oberon (in the summer)
Christmas (love it unabashedly)
The Stove (Girl's gotta eat)
The White Album (it's the best)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Possible karaoke jams, puns, running away to a cabin in the wilderness and creating a masterpiece, then more puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
On some stage, couch, or bar stool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk a big game, but I'm admittedly pretty not great at making the first move. The first move is my kryptonite!

Oh and I don't have a second head.
You should message me if
You can hang.
and/or
You've got a band I need to hear
and/or
You have a dog I can walk.

Bonus points for beards! (Not required but encouraged.)
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