jokudesch
28 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
be more than presentable. Your parents will love me. After that I moved to Seattle, where I've been ever since. I work at Microsoft, as well as do random work promoting, modeling, or anything else they need me to do, and own two small businesses, a dog training business specializing in service dogs for special needs children, and an online platform. I work hard, but have plenty of free time, don't you fret. That being said, unambitious people, people without a clear end goal, or generally lazy people freak me out a bit. However I'm very open minded. Living in seattle has taught me a lot about myself, my tastes, and my capacity. I'm constantly growing, shifting, and changing, and love when people can introduce me to their worlds. I've met all sorts of people, and learn something new with everyone. I don't have too many limits. That being said, I can also give you some bullet points.

-I have a dirty, silly, random sense of humor. Thinks lots of puns, general nonsense, or Quotes from shows.
-I am introverted normally, with a great extrovert shell. I am at home speaking in front of crowds or at comfortable parties,but if I'm allowed to choose I'll go home and read or play video games.
-I'm open minded as fuck.
- I love the Office, Archer, Futurama, GOT, Marco Polo, Adventure Time, Parks ans Rec, and lots more, but rarely watch TV or netflix.
- I read like a fish that reads a lot.
-I don't want to go hiking with you. They kind of pound that out of you in the corps. That said, I'll go hiking with you and my dogs if you motivate me.
-I have 2 dogs and If you have any animal I'll relentlessly pursue you.
-I hate flaky people (not that I haven't ever flaked),I'd rather establish a trust, then meet and discover chemistry. Let's go eat foood.
- I have a budget, and value spending money properly. I have goals and dreams and desires, so if you're expecting me to buy you stuff to spill you, that's not going to happen until later.
-I value mentorship, and am constantly learning, reading, and attempting to grow. I like getting better at stuff and being the best I can. I read stuff like John Maxwell, the five love languages, Malcolm Gladwell, and plenty more.
-I feel like that was very self centered. Get to know me, I'm a hoot.

I sing. Ask for my YouTube.

Let's watch anime or Star wars and eat lots of food.
What I’m doing with my life
A combination of owning two businesses, and also working 30 to 40 hours a week at Microsoft. Sometimes it's closer to 60,sometimes closer to 25. My current process involves spending other time relaxing in whatever way I can, preferably without pants involved.
I’m really good at
making people laugh, making uncomfortable or awkward situations even more so, training dogs, dancing, singing, playing guitar, and tying ties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my lips, lately my clothes, or my laugh and smile. I do those two constantly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Stephen King, John C. Maxwell, Hunger Games, A Song of Fire and Ice, Malcolm Gladwell, the Red Queen series, The King killer Chronicles
Movies: Ray, Black Hawk Down, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, jurassic world, THE FORCE AWAKENS YAY,
Shows: Big Bang Theory, Whose Line is it Anyways?(dude, what happened to that show??), The Office, Game of Thrones, MXC, stand up comedy
Food: Pho, Indian, Mexican, and I make a mean red sauce, Meat! I'm pretty open minded but I'm not huge on shell fish
The six things I could never do without
I'm a big time family person, I couldn't do without my parents and brother for too long. They're some of my favorite people in the world and they're very relaxed, if there's an opportunity, I'll let almost anyone meet my parents, it doesn't really mean we're getting serious, just that they're in town ands want to go eat food or drink drinks.
On top of that, my guitar is a very cathartic release for me. In addition, I would go crazy with out my two dogs, energy drinks, warm clothing (I'm normally cold),and positive people. I am oxygen about my association, and don't have a high tolerance for whiners, entitled people, or victims. No time!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've grown into a very detail oriented and perceptive person. I notice very small things, and chances are I'm analyzing interactions as they happen. I'll try to keep it on lock.

Current books and stories.

Where my future is headed.

One of my favorite things to do is people watch and then apply my own concocted stories or theories. Then I move on.

Fooood.

Butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
I think they mean like on a night where you know you can relax... a combination of food, friends, games, entertainment, shows, or none of those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.
I didn't actually sell my last car I just forgot where I parked it.
I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
When they say 2% milk I don't know what the other 98 % is.
When I was a kid my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
I once threw a beer at a swan... and it attacked my niece Rebecca.
You should message me if
If you want me to write 2 haikus about you, guess what your secret life is and detail a story about it, or you want me to spot a couple pun based jokes at you. Also if in your immediate vision you could see us sharing food, drinks, and butt touching together, then yeah, send me a message. If you look at my profile chances are I'm gonna send you one anyways, you've been warned.
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