jooshi
27Birmingham, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Friends and colleagues tell me that I'm not a very nice person. I think I'm alright most of the time. Past the insults and general horribleness, anyway.

I'm not that bad, really.
What I’m doing with my life
I've moped around working in shops in a train station for most of my adult life now. Aside from that my time is spent on Netflix and YouTube. That pretty much sums it up.
I’m really good at
I can ring an item through a till for you with at least a certain degree of accuracy, if that's what you're into.
The first things people usually notice about me
I was known as "Josh with the glasses" by a friend I used to work with, before they really knew me. "Cool" and "mysterious" I think were the words used when describing me from afar. Apparently I was a disappointment when they actually got to know me though, so that's nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This section consists of about the only things that I get enthusiastic about.

I like movies. I go to the cinema at least once a week usually, yet I've never bothered signing up for that Unlimited thing.

Movies I like include Vanilla Sky, The Fountain, The Science of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Her, Ghost World, Akira, Blade Runner, Interstellar, Ghost in the Shell. So sci fi and sad movies, basically.

TV shows are more of a flavour of the week thing with me, because I get through them so fast. Currently watching Deadwood, Black Mirror, Westworld, Rick and Morty, Twelve Monkeys, The Crown, Star Wars Rebels and a few anime shows. Recently finished Mad Men, and need to get back in to Gilmore Girls so I can watch the new season.

Music includes Sigur Rós, M83, Wild Nothing, Cliff Martinez, Cocteau Twins, Placebo, Joanna Newsom, Alexisonfire, The Smiths.

I haven't read enough books, but I'm trying to change that. I keep collecting more and more before I get a chance to finish the ones I already have though, which is a problem. Currently my reading list consists of the Dune series, ASOIAF, and other random stuff. The rest of my pile is mainly sci fi and fantasy taken from my Dad's vast library.

I also play video games. Currently attempting to get through the Resident Evil series, among many other things, but the new Zelda's had its grip on me since it came out.

I don't eat a lot of food. Mainly just Coco Pops.
Six things I could never do without
Distractions from real life x6.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work Friday nights, week in, week out. It gives me a valid reason to avoid social interactions with friends though, so that's good.
You should message me if
If you've read this far and taken my profile in at least slight jest. If you want to accompany me to the cinema. Or maybe you want to help me play scary video games, because I can't deal with them on my own.

Keep in mind that I am cripplingly socially inept, so me ever messaging you first might be a long shot. But if you think we might get along, give it a go, because I probably won't.
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