My first love is music, my second is cooking, and via this website: taking applications for my third (did you see what I did there?). I like all things outdoors: Camping, Rock Climbing, Fishing, Surfing... etc. But I'm more than comfortable hanging out around the house and watching TV. I'm really outgoing and when I'm at the bar I usually end up in a conversation with a complete stranger by the end of the night. I'm a no-pressure type of person and I'm cool with just making friends on here.
On a slightly more serious note:
I'm here to make friends and see where it goes from there. Physical attraction will sort itself out on its own. To be honest, these websites might actually surprise a lot of people if no one was allowed to post pictures. But I think everyone is at least a little bit shallow (admit it!) and I know that without a picture of me up, I would never get a single message. Unless it's from these dirty pirate hookers that keep IMing me on here trying to get me to pay them to watch their webcams (that's true by the way, I've had 12 different scammers so far, refer to my "You should message me if" section).
So... point is: I'm not going to try to get into your pants or weird you out in any way so by all means, send me a message and say "hello!", or "how's your day?", or "what the hell is a dirty pirate hooker?".
I am this, that, and the other
I am doing, with my life, what most are: getting along and having a little fun while at it. You?
They probably notice my eyes or my east coast accent (meaning I don't sound like a cast member on Duck Dynasty), or the fact that I'm at their front door because the court requires that I notify them that I've moved into the neighborhood and must remain 50 yards from their children... who knows?
(That last part was a joke for the humor-deficient reader)
But hey, I'll let you tell ME what you noticed first.
Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, Cheesy 70's porn... among hundreds of others.
Shows: The Walking Dead, Ancient Aliens, 30 Rock, South Park, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Lost, Entourage, How It's Made... to name a few.
Music: Tool, Slipknot, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, The Blues, Sick Puppies, Days of the New, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Live, Sophia's Decline, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Rage, Stevie Wonder, Bush, Nirvana, Prodigy, NIN, Black Light Burns, this list could go on forever (as I am a gigantic music snob).
Food: Pan-seared beef tenderloin, with caramelized scallops and Manhattan reduction. (I'm serious there, that's one of my specialties)
Seriously though, I try not to over-think anything but sometimes that can prove a little difficult. I think about the future, the future of politics and religion, and Back to the Future.
According to statistics, as a male I apparently think about sex every 2.8 seconds. But that is completely untrue!
(It's more like 0.5 seconds)
I think about new ideas for music and art, down to basic things such as what I'm going to cook for dinner. I suppose it just depends on where my mind is at the time.
This, of course, is a typical Friday night as a single guy. In a relationship, my Friday nights tend to be a lot more creative.
I also don't think I could date a vegetarian. No offense: if your heart bleeds for animals then that's really sweet and all, but it's been my experience that vegetarians/vegans have a whole bag of other high maintenance issues and needs that go with it. But I'm open to discussion on the subject! :-)
Also please be articulate to some degree. I'm not very good with "text talk" and you'll just find me saying "huh?" a lot.
UPDATE TO THE SPAM HO'S: I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH YOUR "FREE" WEBCAM! (Refer to my Self-Summary) I'm not trying to be a dick to the women out there that work for the "sex on webcam industry". I get it: "Mama's gotta pay for school and them kids gotta eat!" But I'm not EVER going to be down for that. I'm just going to report you as SPAM, 'cause I'm a big tattletale and that's what we do!