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My self-summary
Don't let my optimism and positive outlook fool ya. I find dark and twisted humor to be the most amusing.

Fun, real, adventorous, spontaneous, too honest, too sarcastic, crafty and crazy in a good way.

LGBTQ friendly.

I will talk about food until you are fed up.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking at home like a pro. Aging that food or beverage until it's ready to be devoured. Taking care of my body and mind. Spending time away from concrete and beaten paths (both nature and ideology wise). Learning more crafts at The Crucible (recent ones: blacksmithing and mold making). Sharing food and ideas. Being a perfect partner in crime as well as a snugly homebody - everything in moderation.
I’m really good at
Pun-ishing people with terible puns.

Dropping 'that's what she said' in inappropriate moments.

Relaxing and helping others to relax. Giving full body massages and guided tantric meditation sessions (tantra is wrongly believed to be about sex - well, it isn't - not only at least)

Rock climbing. Backgammon. Gin rummy. Cribbage. Pool. Dealing for 52-pick up.

Taking pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
on headphones: Indie and alternative rock, trip hop, beats with rustic sounds..... I like songs that blend brass, strings, piano or ethnic instruments into a nice beat. Always happy to hear good old Portishead, Tom Waits, Joy Division, Radiohead, Björk or Nick Cave... I am not into metal but i love Tool. And this can go on and on..

on a screen: Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Coffee And Cigarets, Amelie, Ted Talks, Planet Earth, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Six feet under, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Gotham, Dexter, Exit Through The Gift Shop. No reservations with Anthony Bourdaine, Good Eats with Alton Brown.

on paper: Something, something chemistry and science of making the best version of that thing you crave. Ishmael, Slaughterhouse five, Crime and punishment, The Trial, Ender's Game, Hundred years of solitude, Tipping point, Lucky Peach.

on canvas: Beksinski, Dali

stand up comedy: Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr.

food: Crafted items. Repulsively stinky cheeses. Hole-in-a-wall ethnic restaurants. French press coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Conversations and quiet times
Inspiring ideas
Girls that wear little or no make up
Redwoods, hiking, camping, bodies of water. Nature in general.
Road trips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many lightbulbs does it take to change people.
Cuddles. Raw craft. Consciousness. Psychology. Philosophy, Correlations between quantum phisics and eastern mysticism. Will i miss the plethora of culture if I move to a smal town? South Lake Tahoe is so beautiful!
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking and making drinks with friends. Dancing recklessly to live music. Checking out that new dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have touched MC Hammer.
Santana bought a jar of my mustard.
I was on a downtown train with Tom Waits.
You should message me if
You think that an avocado cutter is the dumbest invention ever.

You don't live off of junk food and try to avoid processed foods.

You like funny Europeans with a wee bit of an accent.

You don't smoke cigarettes. (sorry, I quit and don't want to go back to it). No wake and bake either - though i do smoke weed occasionally.

You should definitely message me if you have a garden and you want to plant something tasty that we can eat later on.