31Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
I am originally from California, but now claim Salt Lake Native proudly. I try to surround myself with only beautiful and mad people.

I enjoy riding bicycles, hand rolled cigarettes, big smiles, round hips, and neat brains.

"Love your friends, die laughing."
- pg.99
What I’m doing with my life
I am a chef and love my profession because is offers a new challenge every day. However, the daily challenge of long hours that are both physically and mentally taxing sometimes wears thin. I'm in the lookout for a productive and stimulating hobby. Something to stave off the boredom of the real world when I'm not in the kitchen.
I’m really good at
Playing the fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the moustache, the bad jokes, or the head tattoos which do not indicate any criminal affiliation or activity past or present.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Talisman, Stranger in a Strange Land, Transmetropolitan, Flow My Tears The Policeman Said, To a God Unknown, Happy Kitty Bunny Pony

Fight Club, Wristcutters, Born Into This, Kids, This Is The End

Archer, Peep Show, Louis

Everywhere and His Nasty Parlour Tricks, Doris, Rudiments of Mutilation, Somery, Robbin' the Hood, Ex Military, Bossanova

Mustard, Molasses, Saltines, Red Iguana, Cheez Its, Chicken Fat, Charcoal, Asparagus, Avocados
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be better and where to go from here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Board Games (Big Ones)
Abandoned Buildings
Bike Rides
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I live in Salt Lake City because my parents don't.
You should message me if
You are smart, kind, and good at doing you.
The two of us