jpreston1989
27 Barnet, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
My name's Jamie, I'm 26 and by clicking on my page you have made a brilliant choice. This is the page of a GENUINE KING OF MEN. No lie.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming the Master of Disaster and Working in Children's Services.
I’m really good at
Taking the piss.
Lazing on the sofa and watching box-sets.
Listening to your problems and being a real agony aunt.
Embarrassing myself and making myself look like a plonker.
Doing work at the last minute.
Browsing Reddit for hours.
Cheering on the Bees.
Not being a convincing actor. A sample of my "fine" work is here:

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v602375bQSn7C6w
(Watch from 3 minutes in, This was done literally like 5 years ago)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really tall.
"OMG YOU'RE SOOOOOOO TALL!!!" is usually the first thing I hear. It gets boring quick.

I've also been told on numerous occasions that I look like Jimmy Carr. Personally don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite Books: LOTR Trilogy, The Book Thief, A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Night Angel Series.

Favourite Films: American History X, Trainspotting, The Lion King, Inception, Black Swan, Donnie Darko, Green Street, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, This is England, SAW, The Grudge, The Ring.

I do like the theatre, although I don't get to go as often as I would like too, mainly due to the fact I don't know anyone who enjoys it much.

TV Shows: The Wire, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, The Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Dollhouse, Lost, The Secret Diaries of a Call Girl, Misfits, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Orange is the New Black.

Music: 90's Pop will make me dance like a jellyfish on crack. Still got love for my metal roots.

Food: Homemade chips are the shizz. Chorizo is also the don.
The six things I could never do without
My Friends (Bloody bunch of misfits, but I love 'em)
My Bed.
A Shower.
Laptop.
My TV Shows.
Nicotine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My plans for the future, what I'm going to do, where i'm going to go. I worry a lot that my life is going to slip by without me feeling fulfilled at the end of it.

Whether Barnet are going to be relegated or not.

How I should buy an electronic cigarette as soon as possible

Getting out of this country, as I believe I've seen most of what its got to offer, and I am not impressed.

How shite clubs are (Generally when I'm in clubs)

Bitcoin. If you know what it is, I would love to hear from you!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking with friends usually, If not i'll be on the sofa watching a film/boxset or something.

ORRRRRRRRRR, off camping with my buddies, coz that's how we roll.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm fairly open about my life and what I do.

The weirdest thing is that I have a phobia of sauces. As in the stuff you put on food. Seriously.

I once won a game show on a ferry by screaming "WINNNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYYYY" at the audience. Good times.
You should message me if
My devastatingly handsome good looks have attracted you to my page, now you MUST experience my wit and charm.
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