jpro5
25 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Welp, I am Jessica. I go to DePaul university where I am studying Biology, and I like doing things and stuff. I love insects, space, the human body, existentialism, random acts of kindness, Radiohead, lucid dreaming, reptiles, Earth, zombies, alcohol, funny pictures of animals. I go camping frequently, and I climb. I want to live in the forest. I love fishing! Also, I have lovely rats and also I love them.
What I’m doing with my life
CHillin. Killin..
I’m really good at
being really bad at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
People first notice my extra fingers and my compulsive lying disorder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many. My favorites of each of those at the moment are (respectively) fiction, horror, comedy, Radiohead, and everything edible.

But ask. Cuz I watch, read, listen to a shit ton of media.
The six things I could never do without
drinkin and banging hoores.
cheese
cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex with goats. LOL JK. I only think about that a little bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking myself into happiness. But that's every night. You might also find me eating Tums and talking about Darwin and exploring a graveyard and picking fights with young children. I hate them so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once kissed a guy.. ON THE MOUTH.
You should message me if
If you like Vladimir Putin.
Or if you want to hang out with the two coolest rodents ever and their mama!
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