40Bellevue, United States
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My self-summary
One fact about me is that I suck at self-promotion. That means I find it incredibly difficult to not feel like an ass filling these things out, but I'll do my best. You've been warned though.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an active participant. I feed me, bathe me, clothe me. Occasionally even play with me.
I’m really good at
Clearly it isn’t filling out profiles. And getting speeding tickets.

On a serious note, I'm a very good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm. And my eyes I think. I'm not really sure.
Six things I could never do without
Friends and family. I'm a smart ass but I couldn't do without this pretty small group.

A good pair of jeans.

My watch.

Size queens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to put in boxes like these. No, not really, but it does weight on me a bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin waaaasted! I'm totally kidding. Just doing things like going out with friends or maybe even staying in. Yeah, prob one those last two.
You should message me if
If I've interested you or maybe haven't offended you. I'd like another shot at both.
The two of us