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My self-summary
I break records. I have a coveted Liberal Arts degree from the one and only Monroe Community College. Philosophers take me seriously. I read and write a lot AND I enjoy the attempt of trying to make sense of music. I perform stand up comedy too. A shameless skill I show off with is cooking. I attended the Culinary Institute of America for a semester and a half before deciding that I wanted to have weekends and holidays. 75 hours a week in a kitchen didn't sound fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on me, eating my vegetables and devouring steaks
I’m really good at
Making people smile. I tell jokes and like making an ass out of myself to help somebody feel better. I miss working customer service at the deli because I got to interact with a wide variety of customers and cultures of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
-The Tartar Steppe by Dino Buzzati
-anything by Cormac McCarthy
-A High Wind in Jamaica by Richard Hughes
-Requiem for a Dream and Last Exit to Brooklyn by Hubert Selby Jr.
-Amy Hempel short stories
-White Noise by Don DeLillo
-Misery by Stephen King
-Where I'm Calling From by Raymond Carver
-A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

-Pearl Jam
-Neil Young
-A Tribe Called Quest
-My Morning Jacket
-White Stripes
-The Flaming Lips
-Daft Punk
-Billy Bragg and Wilco
-The Eels
-Talking Heads
...tons of stuff, almost anything besides dub step and Top 40 country, pop, rock. As long as it's interesting and unique I tend to like it.

Don't watch much TV but I really like good comedies. Tend to despise cheesy sitcom television. Shows like The Office (UK and US), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wilfred, Portlandia, Archer and The Simpsons really make me smile. I also watch A LOT of sports. UFC, baseball, football, hockey and basketball mostly.

I've been trying to lose weight and get trim and have been surprised how good whole foods are. I like pretty much eat everything....except olives. I hate the smell, taste and look of olives. Fuck olives. Some of the garbage foods I really want to eat all of the time are basic 'Merica versions of Italian food things like large pizza's, chicken parm, and seafood alfredo. I went to the Culinary Institute of America. In turn I expanded my tastes and can stomach anything, except those cunty green olives.
Six things I could never do without
Working Out
My Feet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
funny ideas, stories I could write, people I love, how weird the world is, my future and the decisions I make to get me where I want to be
On a typical Friday night I am
working, sad as it sounds. I usually don't go to the bar much anyways. I like to save my money, drink at home with good friends, play poker and chill with the people that matter most in my life. I guess you could call me an introvert, though I don't mind hitting up a bar once in a while. .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sucked my thumb when I slept until age 6
You should message me if
you want to get to know me better. You initiate your interest. I'm tired of messaging women with polite gestures and getting nothing back. If you like someone with a sense of humor then get at me or lace up your boots and get hiking.
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