jstegman
32 Lawrenceville, United States
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My self-summary
People say that I'm sarcastic and my humor is dry, but I think that's just them being jealous of my amazing wit.

On my free time I like to watch tv/ movies, and pretend to do outdoorsy stuff. I also really enjoy eating different types of food and my high metabolism prevents me from releasing my inner fatty. I'd also rather be at a bar than a nightclub since I'm white and terrible at dancing.

Sometimes I think about updating this profile and adding current new pictures, but then I never do.
What I’m doing with my life
I use a powerful magnet to see inside people
I’m really good at
Using my left hand, since I'm left handed.

That and binge watching Netflix while eating pizza. But then again, who isn't?
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been asked whether my eyes are two different colors by quite a bit of people on here. The answer is no, they are both greeny-grey in real life but one has a patch of brown that shows up mainly in photos. Or maybe I just photoshop all of my pics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones). Anything by Palahniuk and Vonnegut. Working on The Dresden Files now.
Movies- Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski
TV- Seinfeld, Curb, Office, Sunny in Philly
Music- Alternative rock, classic rock
Food- Anything
The six things I could never do without
Puppies
Kittens
Rainbows
Gumdrops
Coffee
Whiskey

You have to decide which are true.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does almost every girl on here have a pic of herself at Machu Picchu? What's so great about Machu Picchu? Maybe it's just fun to say Machu Picchu. Maaaaachuuuu Peeeechuuuu. Yeah, that has gotta be it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, but afterwards...."There is no typical Friday night! Teeheehee"
You should message me if
You think I'm hot/cute, we would get along, or if you just want to...or if you want to do hoodrat stuff

And yes, I know I live OTP, it's very convenient to where I work. I don't mind driving to ATL, so don't let that be the deal-breaker.
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