38Hilliard, United States
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My self-summary
So my friend told me that my profile was to vague and that it didn't tell people about how I'm a great guy. So I guess I'll get to the point.... I'm a great guy! Thank you and good night!... Drops mic and walks off stage... What? Okay so I guess that didn't help.

Look, dating sites are like salad, know what I mean? No? I mean that they show random appetizers of people (aka profiles) but you don't really get to the "meat" of who they are until the first date. So that would make the first date the main course! That would be where you get to know each other and ask all of the, aforementioned, "meaty" questions. So if things go well during the main course and you like your partners "meat" ( that totally is not what I meant) you can either have seconds (second date), or if you are really feeling them, jump right to dessert (do I need to explain what that means)!

Hmmm... So I guess you didn't learn to much more about me after all of that huh? Sorry about that. Well I hope I made you smile or even laugh a little... And actually that describes me pretty well! I can't promise that every day with me is going to be sunshine and roses, but I do try to make the people I care about smile every day. No one on this level is perfect and we are all just trying to do the best that we can. So that being said, drop me a line if you want to toss my salad and try my meat!.. Wait! That's not what I meant!

Still not enough info? Okay so here are the top 5 questions I usually get asked:

1. (Always the first question) Do you have any kids?
A: Nope. No kids.
2. (Follow up question is usually) Why?
A: I never thought that I've been mature enough to be responsible for another life. And I've never met anyone who I would want to procreate with. But I'm 38 now so I understand the importance of family.
3. (For some reason I get asked this a lot...) Do I smoke?
A: No I don't smoke cigarettes and I'm not 420 friendly. It gives me a migraine.
4. What do you do for work?
A. I work in DevOps corporate IT. I love my new team!
5. What qualities do I look for in a partner?
A. Honesty, empathy, intelligence, and beauty... to start. Lol!
What I’m doing with my life
Working, writing, watching Netflix,working some more, writing even more, ect...
I’m really good at
I'm a caring person and I try to show it as much as possible towards the people I care about. I'm a great cook, I'm pretty funny... Or so I've been told. I have a creative mind and, oh did I mention that I love to write!
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my big eyes or my deep voice. Or the way I dress. I usually mix my business attire with a little New York hip hop flavor. Something like a Brooks Brothers sports coat, a button down polo shirt, dark washed jeans, Jordans, and a Yankees fitted cap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Do you by Russell Simmons, Save the cat, a ton of Japanese manga, Saga graphic novel series, and Batman night of the owls. I'm a big DC comics fan.

Movies: Star Wars, James Bond films, John Hughes films, almost anything from the 80's. Grindhouse films, comic book, and comedy films.

TV: Anthony Bourdain, David Attenborough, Stranger Things, Atlanta, Master of None, The Blacklist, Game of thrones, Power, BBC's Top Gear, Californication, Orange is the new black, Family Guy, American Dad, Venture Brothers, Archer, Scrubs, Cleveland Browns and Cavaliers games, Showtime Boxing, CNN, a ton of Anime.

Music: I'm all over the place. Early punk like The Clash and The Ramones. Synthpop like Daft Punk, Chvrches, Kate Boy, and Beat Connection. Hip hop like Gangstarr, A Tribe called Quest, and The Roots. 50's and 60's jazz like Coltrane, Brubeck, and Monk. 70's soul like Earth Wind and Fire and Stevie Wonder, pretty much everything from the 80's, new wave, The Cure, Sabbath, Judas Priest, Michael Jackson, Prince, Tears For Fears. Currently listening to Niki and the Dove... Love em!

Food: I'll try anything once.
Six things I could never do without
My faith, family, friends, funds, food, and fun!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family, my future, my current comic that I'm writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
If not grabbing a drink with the guys from work, I'm usually either writing or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nun yo damn bidness... Shit! Just playing. Let's save that for dinner talk.
You should message me if
you're sick of the monotony of working and going home and not having anyone to give you a hug when you need it. Oh yeah! I almost forgot. I'm kind of big on hugs.
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