Look, dating sites are like salad, know what I mean? No? I mean that they show random appetizers of people (aka profiles) but you don't really get to the "meat" of who they are until the first date. So that would make the first date the main course! That would be where you get to know each other and ask all of the, aforementioned, "meaty" questions. So if things go well during the main course and you like your partners "meat" ( that totally is not what I meant) you can either have seconds (second date), or if you are really feeling them, jump right to dessert!
Hmmm... So I guess you didn't learn to much more about me after all of that huh? Sorry about that. Well I hope I made you smile or even laugh a little... And actually that describes me pretty well! I can't promise that every day with me is going to be sunshine and roses, but I do try to make the people I care about smile every day. No one on this level is perfect and we are all just trying to do the best that we can. So that being said, drop me a line if you want to toss my salad and try my meat!.. Wait! That's not what I meant!
Still not enough info? Okay so here are the top 5 questions I usually get asked:
1. (Always the first question) Do you have any kids?
A: Nope. No kids.
2. (Follow up question is usually) Why?
A: I never thought that I've been mature enough to be responsible for another life. And I've never met anyone who I would want to procreate with. But I'm 38 now so I think I'm ready.
3. (For some reason I get asked this a lot...) Do I smoke?
A: No I don't smoke cigarettes and I'm not 420 friendly. It gives me a migraine.
4. Republican or Democrat?
A. I'm not political at all really but I guess I swing to the left... I guess.
5. What do you do for work?
A. I work in IT at a corporate office. It pays the bills but I'm not in love with it.
Movies: Star Wars, James Bond films, John Hughes films, almost anything from the 80's. Grindhouse films, comic book, and comedy films.
TV: Stranger Things, The Blacklist, Game of thrones, Power, BBC's Top Gear, Californication, Orange is the new black, Family Guy, American Dad, Venture Brothers, Archer, Scrubs, Cleveland Browns and Cavaliers games, Showtime Boxing, CNN, a ton of Anime.
Music: I'm all over the place. Early punk like The Clash and The Ramones. Hip hop from the 80's up to 1998 (most rap after that is awful.) 50's and 60's jazz like Coltrane, Brubeck, and Monk. 70's soul like Earth Wind and Fire and Stevie Wonder, and pretty much everything from the 80's. New wave, The Cure, Sabbath, Judas Priest, Michael Jackson, Prince, Tears For Fears. Currently listening to Daft Punk, Pharrell, Childish Gambino, Meg Meyers and some old school Shalamar...Yeah I'm all over the place.
Food: I'll try anything once.
If the answers above made you laugh or even smile, I guarantee we'll get along great. If you took it, or life, to seriously then please feel free to left swipe!
I've always been attracted to mature women. Young girls are just silly... And smell like bubble gum... Lol. Anyway. I've never cared about race, size, or social background. Just be happy with who you are and be the most awesome you you can be! So enough with the typing... Peace.