36Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the silver lining on the mushroom clouds.

I love dressing nice but sometimes I look like a bum... I have yet to be given change, though.

I love to travel when I can. Paris was great! Well, except for the smells.

I love playing nerdy board games with my nerd pals. Nerd is the new cool, right?

I love strawberries and Malbec! But, wait, not at the same time. That just seems irresponsible.

This build-up will lead to eventual disappointment.
What I’m doing with my life
A seething routine I could never navigate... well, IT big boss manager man. Painter of random small things. Organizer of Ultimate Bum Shock Fights. I also like to sleep occasionally!
I’m really good at
Dancing. Levitation. Doing square roots in my head while inebriated. I also can make a sweet robot voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm forty feet tall and constantly emit high powered laser beams from my fingertips. I just hide it really well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvin & Hobbes. e e cummings. Heinlein, Lovecraft, Hemingway, Tolkien. Judge Dredd comics.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Drive, Spirited Away, Control, Shawshank Redemption, Stardust Memories, Aliens, Mad Max, Blade Runner, Seven Samurai, Lord of the Rings, Royal Tenenbaums, The Thing, The Jerk

Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Twin Peaks, the Office, Robotech, Archer, Cosmos, Black Sails, The Expanse, Stranger Things, Westworld

Interpol, Joy Division, Front 242, Metric, Talking Heads, IAMX, Ladytron, Depeche Mode, Arcade Fire, Gary Numan, Kavinsky, White Lies, Velvet Acid Christ, Front Line Assembly

Sushi all day every day. Thai and Indian. PS sriracha on everything ever.
Six things I could never do without
1 - my jet pack
2 - the very realistic layer of fake flesh that covers the cold steel of my robotic endoskeleton
3 - my transmogrifier
4 - a magician named GOB
5 - the band that follows me around playing my soundtrack
6 - the cloud waves breaking, the twin suns over lake Hali sinking, and the shadows lengthening, in lost Carcosa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how does one actually combine robot lions into Voltron
- how Osgiliath can be reclaimed
- if it's socially acceptable to rub people's faces with my fingertips to see if they are real
- 18th century European history because the War of Spanish Succession is really awesome, dudes
On a typical Friday night I am
doin' whatever sounds amazing at that particular moment.
or Netflix. duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got married when I was a wee lad and then got divorced shortly after that
You should message me if
- you require sarcasm and humor to live
- you will dance to Talking Heads songs in public with me
- you are capable of holding your own during swingset fights
- you can pretend to understand art in a museum with me and have an excellent pondering face
- you enjoy walking around exploring the city and gluing googly eyes to things,
- or staying in and making some tasty foods and watching a sweet movie or making fun of a bad one

I'm always down for whatever. Especially if it involves trying to draw caricatures of each other on napkins.
The two of us