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My self-summary
With the blood of the Norse and the wing span of a t-rex, this youngin sets out to fill the world with snuggles and punk rock. Cause let's face it, they're basically the same thing.
Catch me at your local old man bar.

ESPF personality
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to not die of exposure.
I’m really good at
Always being late for things.

Calling everyone and their mother "homie", regardless of my level of respect for them.

Growing my hair really long, and then shaving it all off again.
The first things people usually notice about me
I take up all the air in the room.

I'm real fuckin cute.

I just recently shaved my head for charity (st. Baldricks), so I've got the whole negasonic teenage warhead/ Sinéad O'Connor thing going on. It's hard not to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
F Scott Fitzgerald, Aldus Huxley, John Green

Ska, punk, shitty pop punk, country, old school hip hop
Sublime is my favorite band
Modern baseball and Elle king are my current kick.

Dark comedies, anything by tarantino or Rodriguez, gore, mean girls, Cohen brothers movies, tangled, princess and the frog, brave, documentaries, goodfellas, horror, pitch perfect is pretty great, 90s Adam Sandler movies

Food is good
Six things I could never do without
1. My family/friends
2. Make up
3. Marlboro reds
4. Beer
5. The smell of fresh cut babies
6. Unnecessary lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Shmokin weed shmokin weed
Doin coke, drinkin beers
Drinkin beers, beers, beers
Rollin fatties, smokin blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smokes the blunts.
Rollin blunts and smokin them

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I see people with the same hair color as me I like to stare them down, because in my mind there can only be one.
You should message me if
You agree that the best horror movies are equal parts comedy and gore.

You can quote the movie "EVOLUTION".

You will message me first and not just say "hey".

You know all the words to jump around by house of pain.

You wanna watch mars attacks! Unironically (that's not a word)

Also, if I send you a cheesey joke, that means that I think you're a cutie, and you should probs send me one too.
The two of us