Catch me at your local old man bar.
Calling everyone and their mother "homie", regardless of my level of respect for them.
Growing my hair really long, and then shaving it all off again.
I'm real fuckin cute.
I just recently shaved my head for charity (st. Baldricks), so I've got the whole negasonic teenage warhead/ Sinéad O'Connor thing going on. It's hard not to notice.
Ska, punk, shitty pop punk, country, old school hip hop
Sublime is my favorite band
Modern baseball and Elle king are my current kick.
Dark comedies, anything by tarantino or Rodriguez, gore, mean girls, Cohen brothers movies, tangled, princess and the frog, brave, documentaries, goodfellas, horror, pitch perfect is pretty great, 90s Adam Sandler movies
Food is good
2. Make up
3. Marlboro reds
5. The smell of fresh cut babies
6. Unnecessary lists
Doin coke, drinkin beers
Drinkin beers, beers, beers
Rollin fatties, smokin blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smokes the blunts.
Rollin blunts and smokin them
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
MY JUNGLE LOVE
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what
You can quote the movie "EVOLUTION".
You will message me first and not just say "hey".
You know all the words to jump around by house of pain.
You wanna watch mars attacks! Unironically (that's not a word)
Also, if I send you a cheesey joke, that means that I think you're a cutie, and you should probs send me one too.