juliebond007
31 Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?? Bitte?

This is all weird to me.
I am attracted to proper grammar usage.
I want someone who will dance the night away (with me).

I can ride a motorcycle, but since I sold mine I would rather ride yours.

I like the outdoors, and my dog, and coffee.. And my ps4... And plenty of other stuff, but definitely not 8 year olds.

I am just a mere good samaritan.

I try not to take life too seriously. I say stupid things like "crikey" and "blast."
I go out of my way to conserve and recycle, and yell at people who waste things.

I grew up in a small town and although I don't miss everyone knowing my personal business, I miss the close relationships I used to have with people. And I miss clear summer nights out by the fire and all of that country redneck stuff.

I talk to my cats and yell at the TV and Radio, and if that weirds you out then good. Chances are I won't like you anyway.
I'm pretty laid back but I tend to over analyze things because I was once too laid back.
I seem to have trust issues, but it's kind of natural considering how much people are assholes.

I would like to meet people with a good sense of humor and an open mind... and people I can dance with. Ich mag tanze gern!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing up skoo... Double major: German Studies and Foreign Affairs.

I am learning as much German as possible to pass the Goethe language test, apply for a masters program in Berlin or Leizig, and GTFO of here.
I’m really good at
... Directions and navigation.

Texas Hold 'Em.

Hating.
The first things people usually notice about me
The regular tool shit.
Boobs
Lips
Hair
Ass
Eyes
Hands

Then I think maybe personality or intelligence get noticed sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Sherlock Holmes stories, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Thorn Birds, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, Jon Ronson, Holocaust and WWII Lit.
Economist, Foreign Affairs, Der Spiegel

Movies- I'm open to anything except for horror flicks, they are just too cheesy. I'm all about stupid comedies, Tropic Thunder is one of my favorite all time dumbass humor flicks- along with Super Troopers, Big Lebowski... Inglorious Basterds is one of my top 5 fa sho. Also big into war and gangster-types. If I could make money off of stupid movie knowledge and quotes I'd be a millionaire.
Christopher Nolan is a genius.

Shows- Outlander, VICE, Game of Thrones, Anything on HBO (Real Time w/Bill Maher, The Wire, Jon Oliver, etc.), House of Cards, Seinfeld, Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch should marry me), The X-Files, Bones, Mad Men, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Lock Up, Firefly, Malcolm in the Middle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Daily Show, Colbert Report (when they were on), Parks and Recreation, The Office. Oh! ... and Cops, how could I forget Cops??
I like browsing Amazon & Netflix for documentaries on the American Prison system and anything else that looks interesting - like how much poison we are feeding our children.

Food- Open for suggestions. French, ethiopian, local farm to table. Steaks. Burgers. Kingfisher, the restaurant.

Music-
Daft Punk.
I really enjoy EDM (electronic dance music)/Trance and have since I was in high school. If you don't like electronic music, that's ok - It doesn't mean I party all night and go to raves and do drugs (sometimes I do) - It also makes me feel like I in a Need for Speed game when I am road raging to and from work.

I listen to a lot of old school gangster rap (east v. west) and classic rock, but I enjoy a lot of "indie" music I guess you could say. A fav band is The Black Keys and I've dug them forevvvvv. The XX, Magic Carpets, Raconteurs, Kings of Leon, Patrick Wolf. Add some 80s and 90s in the mix and that's a road trip.

Sometimes, I still enjoy old country like Garth Brooks, George Straight and the classics like Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline.
The six things I could never do without
Water, Oxygen, Food, Sleep, Eyes, Feet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why most Prius drivers are such tumbling dick weeds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering why I am not a trust fund baby.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This isn't where I parked my car.
You should message me if
You accept imperfection.
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