29 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
This is where i state a collection of 'random' tit bits of information that carefully orchestrate an image of an eccentric intellectual with a penchant for the vanilla absurd and you fall madly in love with a ridiculous persona no more accurate a depiction of who i actually am than the self indulgent crap written on your profile.

Don't worry I read the guardian, have some resemblance of a social life, a job and a relatively accurate tax code. What's more i wear skinny jeans and can quote Satre in French.

smitten yet?

thought so, lets go get drunk make small talk and spend two hours trying to ascertain whether the other is the type to own a sex dungeon and whether or not we are in fact OK with that.
What I’m doing with my life
making sedatives palatable and putting fruit and shit on top!
Considering what would happen if you stapled buttered bread to the back of a cat and dropped it.
Carrying small people
I’m really good at
Justifying sicophantic dogma through verbose dellusional pros, table tennis and typos
The first things people usually notice about me
that i'm covered in butter scratch marks and cat hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a prolific lecturer at Cambridge university once said all creative human exploit was just an attempt to get laid....
personally i don't think he understood my motivation for writing a 6 page ode to megabus whilst travelling from London to Glasgow.
The six things I could never do without
mp3 player
good food
bass guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
excuses and food
On a typical Friday night I am
pouring you bastards drinks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im a messy bastard,
You should message me if
the feeling takes you